first scotland call-up for young Somali wonder boy

[MZanzi]

lol Malika zanzibari somali isku dhiibay miyaa

[Paragon]

All Soomaalida don't look the same, ya know? We are different sambals. La socda.

[Che -Guevara]

^Now you are saying that

 

Have you heard the joke about reer Waqooyi truckers (which includes you for the purpose of this joke) driving through the south?

 

 

Habo...Atleast I'm aware of my short comings.

[Malika]

Hey Fu-Fu! How you doing?..Yeah,that story sounds familiar dee..

 

Yes,Jamaal..indeed.

 

Lol@Che,beriyahaan I have become something else,anigaa isla yabaa..prejudice iyo nus baan noqdee.

[Che -Guevara]

^You need break from SOL marka and visit to Tanzania.

[Paragon]

Originally posted by Che -Guevara:

^Now you are saying that

 

Have you heard the joke about reer Waqooyi truckers (which includes you for the purpose of this joke) driving through the south?

 

 

Habo...Atleast I'm aware of my short comings.

Che, what did you expect I would say? And what's the joke about since you added me to its relevance?

 

Short-comings in your Somaliness, you have? Care to share?

 

Malika, yup. Che usheeg. He thinks we all look alike. Diversity is good.

[Che -Guevara]

^I'm from south which is more diverse than Dhahar.I know we all look different

 

No shortcomings about my Somaliness, just need to accept there's more than one version of Somaliness.

 

 

Well to the joke, two reer Waqooyi truckers drove from the north, through the central part of the country, and as the night falls kept on driving. The one on the passenger side fell asleep. It was an early morning that they reached Jowhar. Markaas baa kii hurdey soo kaca oo arka dad Somali bantuu ah (politically correct).Saaxiibkiis ku jeestey markaas yiri, war Qowdhan dee xudiidkii baa dhaaftey nasoo celi

[Paragon]

^Loooool. I don't blame the sleeper, it's a complete contrast.

 

Laakiin, are you refering to my clan's ancestral home and it's mentality or myself?

 

If it's the latter, I've had my shock when I was thrown into more 40 ethnicities in one country. So I bet I am more used to diversity than many, including you.

 

Still, I like all shades of Somali, though there's a slight preference for certain make of females. Axem.

[Faarax-Brawn]

Originally posted by Che -Guevara:

^Now you are saying that

 

Have you heard the joke about reer Waqooyi truckers (which includes you for the purpose of this joke) driving through the south?

 

 

Habo...Atleast I'm aware of my short comings.

it is not that realllly old "batante" joke is it?

 

Anyway, Feruz waraa uyaalo. markuu diido inuu qaranka udheelo ayaa war laisku haya!

 

Edit: too late for the joke.

[Buuxo]

What kind of first & last name is that? Surely not a Somali.

 

You all need to stop claiming everyone.

[MZanzi]

^^usheeg buuxo ..wax walba inaan sheegano ayeey naga maroosa

 

 

Malika, alxamdulilahy illaahay waa inicmeeyay..bal adiga iska waran lafaha mataxanyihin?

[Castro]

Originally posted by *Buuxo*:

What kind of first & last name is that?

Surely not a Somali.

 

You all need to stop claiming everyone.

The kid's mother says they're Somalis from Kismayo. Which part of he's Somali do you have difficulty with, Ms. Buuxo?

[Faarax-Brawn]

^The part about his unusual somali first and last names?

[Ducaysane]

Sheekh shafiif baanba soo xasuustay markaan arkay sawirkiisa.

[Faarax-Brawn]

Originally posted by Ducaysane:

Sheekh shafiif baanba soo xasuustay markaan arkay sawirkiisa.

But shiiqa is not from Kismayu?