MiZz_LeXuS Posted May 29, 2003 Asalamu Alaykum nomads... How many of you guys use pick up lines on a girl? And how do girls respond to it? If a guy approached me with a pick up line, He usually goes home with nothing but himself...lol I dont like guys who use pick up lines... Anyway if you have any pick up lines then share it with us... Here goes mine...Not that I use it but I find it funny *Do you have a mirror in your pocket Why? Coz I can see myself in your pants... I know that was short but here is the others... *Excuse me, do you give heads to strangers No! Well then allow me to introdce myself... *I'm not to good at algebra but doesnt U+I=69? *If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas could I meet somewhere between tge holidays? *Baby you must be a broom coz you just swept me off my feet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batuulo Posted May 29, 2003 A/c wr wb hi! do you wanna Be with me? My partner for life We will be to each other/// Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted May 30, 2003 Batuulo, Was that a pick up line? :confused: Coz it sounded like a short poem... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted May 30, 2003 the best pickup line for men to hit on girl easily 1. When I see you a. My eyes are blink blik b. My heart is Tik Tik 2. You are my Shakadelic 3. I think you are a female right? then you laugh out loud and u say I am male .. you know what that means haa babe haa babe... peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coloow Posted May 30, 2003 My pick up lines: How large is your purse sister? Is your family rich? Actually you are too thin for my taste but hopefully I could encourage you to put a few more stones! You must be ugly on the oustide but I am sure beutiful in the inside! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stpaulchick Posted May 30, 2003 Here are some pickup lines no one should ever use: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot in here or is it just you? If you were a car door I would slam you all night long Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna **** ? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Can I have fries with that shake! I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it! I'd look good on you. When does your centerfold come out. So do ya wanna see something really swell? I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. You have nice legs. What time do they open? Do you like Subway? How about my foot long? Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb! Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted May 30, 2003 Do people really use these cheesy pickup lines?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted May 30, 2003 I should try this one time How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? See what happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted June 3, 2003 OG_Moti, I dont think you would pick up any chicks with those lines, try using mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted June 3, 2003 og_moti: i donate this yah! it works bro! lol Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted June 3, 2003 Mizz_lexus man u put be in trouble i got a black eye because of u... see what u did to me.. Do you have a mirror in your pocket Why? Coz I can see myself in your pants... I tried with a Cambodian girl, at first she didnt get it "poor English" so i had to show her and touched where i did not suppose to touch and boooom i got it...man was she angry.. then i was stupid enough to try the second one with a white lady..i thought she might get it and work with me... Excuse me, do you give heads to strangers No! Well then allow me to introdce myself... *I'm not to good at algebra but doesnt U+I=69? here was where i got really a black eye.. and if it wasnt for my friend i would been walking around with missing b*** her friend was fat and strong and she just attacked me like a wild animal... Mizz_lexus my blood is in ur hands, how could you sleep at nights after what happen to me because of u.? Rudy your sounds nice one but bro sorry no more trying.. in this country human dont have rights .. so i might be abused.. sorry man no more...looooool pick up lines kulahaa, balaaayo, feer baaba leyla dhacay... war dumarka iska ilaaliya jar bey idinka ridayaan.. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted June 3, 2003 looooooool@OG_Moti, ama sorry bro I didnt mean to get you into that much trouble My heart does go out to ya~ But then again it wasnt my fault! Anyway how is the black eye...lol...That must have been some scary incounter~ :eek: Her fat and strong friend....lol I wish you all the best of luck...Asian lover Oh my god, I cant stop laughing...lol Ama out...Catch ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted June 3, 2003 MiZz_Lexus how come it is not ur fault sis.. OG_Moti, I dont think you would pick up any chicks with those lines, try using mine i thought since u are a girl, it would pretty easy work, but hey hey, u design a trap for me and i fallen to it.. but ur apology is accepted, but i wont try pick up lines again.. i will wait ladies to pick me up... man I got to get ice . . my eye is hurting... it looks ugly, i hope i wont need plastic surgery, man why fat women specially white ones are so violant... no negotiations just booom, she did not even consider my human rights.. right to be told before getting hit by a truck like her... peace love u all dont miss me if i disappear for awhile i need treatment... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted June 3, 2003 What a joker...lol OG_Moti you are seriously unstopable... I cant stop laughing...Hush now! Anyway what are you doing picking up a girl that has a fat friend...lol...For crying out loud... You are seriously sick :eek: Asian girls...yuk but Asian guys that's a different story And when did you figure it out that it was a trap? Jeez, I thought you were 10 times smarter then that but I guess I was wrong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent-sistah Posted June 5, 2003 O_G..miskiin....come let me kiss it better! well, i wear a hijaab (masaar), so i really dont get any of them jokes, most guys find me intimidating and once they become ma friends and they get past my barriar, they tell me how much they used to fear approaching me. (not suprisingly i have alot of ajinebi male friends,, compared to somalians) i aint had them cheesy lines, but the one that i have had, and i just blush and wait six days to say no is.. "walaalo, are you looking for marriage, i really like you and think that i could b part of your future, can you give me a chance and get to know me,,,,please dont b angry or get offended, im serious" ok it aint really a chat up line....its a proposal,, but its just as bad, cheesy and imbarrassing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
