NGONGE Posted October 13, 2009 In the past few weeks, it has come to our attention that many new refugees have been silently sneaking into the forum and happily establishing new homes for themselves here. We at the SNP are happy to welcome all newcomers and do hope that they add to our vibrant and multicultural community. However, we have noticed that some of these refugees are slackers who only want to bleed the system and use our hard earned threads to send to their friends and families on other websites. We absolutely abhor such a disregard to our generous hospitality and call on the SOL government to put in place a system of vetting and repatriation so that the SOL blood can remain pure and unsullied by inferior trolls. We also oppose all attempts to dilute our unique SOL culture with new and foreign habits and practices and vow to vigorously resist all Israeli backed plans to destroy our forum from within. For this reason and following the instructions laid down by our spiritual leader Hijjato-el-Muran Ana Taliya (or A&T in short), we make the following recommendations: All new refugees must report to this thread on arrival in the site. All refugees must inform us of their gender, field of work and any special talents they may have All refugees must clearly declare their allegiance to a British based Football Club Newcomers must not engage in any heated discussions with THE DUKE unless and until they have completed their six-month probationary period (they must never engage Cawke at any time). If Muslim, newcomers must immediately report to the Mosque of Mulana Sheikh Nur Al Interneti. If Christian, they should visit the dodgy Milan High Priest. All others must report to the Johnny B Bar & Motel. Cara 9.1.20 is the only script we have. Any new scripts must be disabled and immediately put in quarantine. All females must pass a good and proper person test that will be supervised by messers Che, Ducaysanye and Allah-ubaahane (with A&T keeping an overall eye on proceedings). Further recommendations shall be made as and when the need arises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolate and Honey Posted October 13, 2009 I, the honorable Chocolate, endorse this message. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted October 13, 2009 How was this party formed and what are its objectives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolate and Honey Posted October 13, 2009 We absolutely abhor such a disregard to our generous hospitality and call on the SOL government to put in place a system of vetting and repatriation so that the SOL blood can remain pure and unsullied by inferior trolls. AND All females must pass a good and proper person test Do you smell dictatorship cooking? NG, is our self-declared leader whom we must adorn, kabish? I sense a cyber war coming over who should lead and how much power the "goverment" should have but I'm betting my money on NG, hence my unquestionable support unless he pulls his old "qabiil is everything" crap then my vote is for sale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 13, 2009 Being the Somali I'm. I will not be part to party that doesn't honor me with highest kursi in the SOL government. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted October 13, 2009 ^^ This is not time for who or what, you turncoat. This is a time for solidarity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZTAAD Posted October 13, 2009 NGONGE, dawladdaada looma dhamma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 13, 2009 Che, lool, the draft needs to be modfied, even Ngonge said dat, so wait until the likes of Xaaji-Xundhuf will be added Let Muriidi head da party , I don't approve AT&T at all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geel_jire Posted October 13, 2009 @ Muridi head the party wasiirka war-faafinta in laga dhigo ayuu ku fiicanyahay ... hold a press confrence and watch everybody go :confused: now that would teach the newbies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted October 13, 2009 Bilaa macni iyo Wax! I want to see the Constitution. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted October 13, 2009 I hereby lodge a Vote of No Confidence at against party's leadership. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted October 13, 2009 Having the experience of how you guys already debate and argue back n forth in the politics section. I predict that soon there's gonna be couple of other sol national parties, each with their own agenda..hahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 13, 2009 Geeljire, dat is exactly my point, and they will all run away Muriidi for SNP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 13, 2009 Breaking News, Dawlada SOL iyo Che khilaaf weyn soo dhexgaley. Waaca fiidkii baa magaalada caasimada SOL General section leysla dhexmareye inoo Mudane Che iyo dowlada SOL khilaaf weyne soo dhex galey.Khilaaf kaabaa cirka shareerey marki A&T loo doortey madaxweynimada SOL.Siyaasiyiinta, cuqaasha, ganacstada, dhalinyirida iyo Haweenka reer Qaloocan (Che's Qabiil) baa birito shir ku qabaneysa magaalada caasimada SOL. War kalsoon aano ka helney nin beesha Qaloocan ka mid ah baa sheegaya in barito beesho kalsoonida kala laabaneyso dowlada A&T. La soco wararka cusub Qaloocan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jane Posted October 13, 2009 We came only in search of a better cyber life, a more productive way to waste time, and now this. [*]All females must pass a good and proper person test that will be supervised by messers Che, Ducaysanye and Allah-ubaahane (with A&T keeping an overall eye on proceedings). .. This is clearly unacceptable. Who are these people? AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? We also oppose all attempts to dilute our unique SOL culture with new and foreign habits and practices and vow to vigorously resist all Israeli backed plans to destroy our forum from within.. This is worrying and will cause anxiety and worry to many potential users. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
