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Vacancy Announcement for 2nd Wife

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Kool_Kat   

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka:

Dhinca kale, she better know she is not doing it with an amateur. Alaab jacdaday haday meesha latimaad

What if she is 42 year old with a 14 year old cunug? Alaab jactaday iyo nus, no? :D

 

War orodoo xaakaaga lugaha utuuji, oo dhabarka u riix riix, oo baani, oo cunuga ka qabo so she can get some rest, oo be on her side ready to do any/every thing she asks of you...Ha'igu qasbin inaan meeshaan karbaash layaqaan kaaga soo diro...

 

When is she due? Allaha usoo fududeeyo!

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Abtigiis   

Saqajaan baad tahay waryaa nuune. ma nin jaariyadaha ku qabtaan kuu la eg ahay? unless of course, ayna iyadoo xaasku maqan yahay ooy dhaxani dhacayso ayna ku soo agmarin!! :D:D:D

 

In fact, a relative of mine oo Cabdiwahaab la yidhaa bay naagtiisu ka eriday xaafada gabadh qurux-badan oo xabashiyad ah becuase she said kolkay cuntada u keentuu xaga danbe ka daawadaa.

 

Dumaashiday oo yar ayaa joogta xaafada oo waliba aad ii aaminsane maan heestii Axmed Gacayte ee "ma dayrkii MECCA'aan gubay..." aheyd maan u qaado intaan jaariyad dhididay isku dilayo???????

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nuune   

Koolo, eheheheh fiiri AT&T, already wuxuu yiri hadey isoo ag marto waan ku qaban :D

 

 

lool@alaab jactaday ahahha wax waalan Koolo

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Kool_Kat   

^Waa warey did he say 'dumaashiyad yar aa joogta'? Ba'nay!!!

 

Nuune, dhibka dhaaf...Wiilka sharaftiisana meelbaa uga dhacday markaad leedahay booyaso aad...Sheemo iyo nus! Meesha Dubai miyaa? Gosh, that's like the 'IT' thing there nowadayz...

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nuune   

Koolo, loolz, ma saasbaa, AT&T waa rageedi, sheeko dheer oo aad iyo aad u dheer ayaan soo xasuustey but it is like 25 pages so won't put it here, it is related to something like this tipic :D

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Kool_Kat   

Kuwaan Dubai kahaayo baa ka daran ee shib iska dheh...Fiig iyo nus aa igu dhacay about moving to that place...Iyaah, maya maya, Canada lee igu ogtahay balaayo booyaaso hakeensato...

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Abtigiis   

I said I don't touch steamy boyayso. Never did. nevertheless, boyayso are human and girls too. So let us not despise them. And deny they their sexual equality. They are very much assailable.

 

I met a man who told me that becuase mushaharkii gabadha shaqaalaha ay isku gaadh-gaadhay, he called her and said ka waran haddad xaas ba ii noqoto. because 6 bilood bay ku lahayd. it happened in Cairo. Ninku waa saaxiibkay.

 

If by any luck haduu halkan ka aqriyo, i know what awaits me. Waan kala dhimanay. Because the lady is still his wife.

 

I also know someone who once slept with the maid becuase according to him shaati uu jeclaa bay si fiican u kaawiyadaysay and he felt he needed to reward her.

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Blessed   

A&T,

Loool. You're a joker! Mabrook dee, Illahay haidiin sahlo.

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by Kool_Kat:

Kuwaan Dubai kahaayo baa ka daran ee shib iska dheh...Fiig iyo nus aa igu dhacay about moving to that place...Iyaah, maya maya, Canada lee igu ogtahay balaayo booyaaso hakeensato...

Hahaha. Sheekadu xagaasay soo gaadhey, eh? Allah maxay sheekadaasu dumar ka waashey. LOL.

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Abtigiis   

No!No!No! Ducaysane hawshan ma dhax gali karo, isagu waa halis. Danger sign ayaan saaray. Ragga Asymptote'ka ah ee sheekeeyay like xinn and NG waa harmless.

 

 

Originally posted by Resistance:

^ so why u qarcinaysaa your mates markas, don't you know backbiting is haram.

I am back-biting who? Will anyone know him? Waa anonymous dee, resistance. Cairo maybe a ploy too young compatriot.

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Kool_Kat   

Originally posted by *Blessed:

Hahaha. Sheekadu xagaasay soo gaadhey, eh? Allah maxay sheekadaasu dumar ka waashey. LOL.

Not hal iyo labo sheeko, bisinkee meeshu wey shidantahay...Hade waa saan xan ku maqlay... :D

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NGONGE   

^^ Some of those maids are very pretty. Can't blame the men for marrying them (bal ka waran kuwa hoos hoos ka ciyaara). As A&T said, if temptation is sitting there washing your shirts, making your food and cleaning your house it's very difficult to let her be. :D

 

Go to Dubai but make sure the maid is uber ugly.

 

ps

The use of the name temptation above is to denote the feeling itself and is in no way a referral to A&T's Zimbabwean maid. :D

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