Nubian-Queen Posted April 28, 2002 Great Female Comebacks... Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized ! Man: I know how to 'please a woman'. Woman: Then 'please' leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Girls bring it on if u got more like dat...!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filsaneey Posted April 28, 2002 hey sister nice compack but this material already post it just to let you know is halarious too peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nubian-Queen Posted April 28, 2002 ohh my bad didn't know dat...but just thought it wouldn't be dat bad to put dem on da mix again ..namean..just in case Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted April 28, 2002 Loool dat was funny sis... Ive got some to add too. Guy - So, um, when should I phone ya? Girl - Preferably when Im not there . Guy - Marry me! Girl - Nah I'd rather just skip to the divorce. Guy - Im a magician...can I perform a trick for you? Girl - Yes! You can make yourself disapear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WaryaaNo.1 Posted April 28, 2002 Number 5 would have me running and not looking back ------------------ -WaryaaNo.1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Funkysista Posted April 28, 2002 LOOL@ UNFERTILIZED...damn so typical of men they don't take no for answer....i got few things to add to this as well ..........check it out WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means: Possessive Artist means: Unreliable Average looking means: You figure this one out Beautiful means: Pathological liar Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now! Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin Educated means: College dropout Emotionally Secure means: Medicated Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home Enjoys art and opera means: Snob Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street Free spirit means: Substance abuser Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun means: Annoying Gentle means: Comatose Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her Humorous means: Caustic Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills Light drinker means: Lush Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light Loves Travel means: If you're paying Loves Animals means: Cat lady Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement Open-minded means: Desperate Outgoing means: Loud Passionate means: Loud Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle Reliable means: Frumpy Reubenesque means: You can figure this one out Romantic means: Looks better by candle light Self-employed means: Jobless Smart means: Insipid Special means: Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows Spiritual means: Involved with a cult Stable means: Boring Tall, thin means: Anorexic Tan means: Wrinkled Wants Soulmate means: One step away from stalking Widow Nagged means: first husband to death Writer means: Pompous Young at heart means: How about the rest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
