13 Reasons to avoid women with Kids!!

[sYric-STiPHuLLa]

now i didn't write this! although some of you might get offended!(dull ppl) it has it's hillarious parts..

 

and if you thought 13 was an unlucky number: consider this your lucky number from now on>

 

no mercy:

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1) Baby Damage - Birth has a traumatic effect on the female form. Pregnancy leaves stretch marks, saggy breasts, and c-section scars. I've also heard that the nookie is even stretch out and it isn't the same anymore. Then there's the weight gain. Most women NEVER LOSE IT or they never get their former hot shape back.

 

2) "I Can't Find A Baby Sitter" - Women will use this as an excuse to get out of date with you or they may legitmately can't find a baby sitter. Either case it isn't your problem and you shouldn't have to deal with it.

 

3) Babies Interrupt Sex - I've had this happen to me. I was banging a woman and her kid interrupted my sex. Needless to say I was pissed. If some kid is going to interrupt the meanest head you've ever gotten, that kid should have your last name.

 

4) Baby's Daddy - When your dealing with a woman and your getting know her, you shouldn't have to deal with kid's father. Some guys can't get over the fact that their ex has moved on. Before he was an un-attentive jerk and didn't give a jolly goddamn about her. Now that you've entered into the picture, the dude wants to be the ideal boyfriend and a "father of the year," nominee." The guy stars stalking her and wants to fight you. Even if the woman and guy are on good terms, the guy feels as if he can always smash. He knows her. He knows what she wants to hear and what makes her happy. The next know you your having this conversation- "I've decided to try and make it work with Jimmy's dad". Best way to avoid the situation is to avoid single moms.

 

5) Rent-A-Daddy - Realizing her mistake, realizing that kids (especially boys need fathers,) The woman gets desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be "daddy." You're out trying to get some, not inheirit a family.

 

6) The Kids Are Still Up - This is only a problem if your trying to pursue something other than a booty call. Wanting to spend time with you, but not wanting to bring strange men around her kids, you find yourself only seeing this female after 10 or 11PM. You want to move forward, but she has to make sure your the "one." This could take months. I suggest dealing with women that are readily available to hang out.

 

7) Double Heart Break - You are with the woman, then everything falls apart. You not only do you have to deal with losing the woman, but you've formed a bond with lil' Jimmy. You and Jimmy play HALO together, watch the Wizards' hoop it up, go to the zoo, and things dads do with sons or daughters. On top of maybe missing the woman, you miss the kid.

 

8) Your Not My Dad. - You hook up with the woman, eventually the issue of discipline is going to come up. Some kids being resentful or just being a bratty prick is going to eventuallly pull the "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! YOUR NOT MY DAD!!!" card. Personally if I did date single mothers and some dumba$$ kid pulled that stunt on me, I would say, "Your right. I'm not your father. Since I have no authority over you and you refuse to listen to me, you need to pack your sh*t and go live with your dad." This would be a deal breaker for me. In addition some mothers or the dad would have problem with you disciplining their kid. I'm sorry, if some kid broke my laptop, I'm whooping his a$$.

 

9) You Know What She Going To Do - She already has one kid, if you knock her up, it's safe to assume she's going to have another one.

 

10) Bad Judge of Character - This female got knocked up by somebody that she was "supposely in love with." Not only is she a bad judge of character, she's GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guy that's an a$$hole now, is the same guy she thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

 

11) Unneccessary Expeditures - Eventually you'll get to meet the kid(s.) Soon those dates turn into family outings. Instead of paying for two people, your paying for three or more. The same goes if you move in with her.

 

12) You'll Never Be #1 - When your trying to build a relationship with somebody, you should be the focus of the woman's life. It should be about you and her. If she has a kid, you'll NEVER BE #1!!! That's not a bad thing either, but it's something I don't want to deal with. Neither should you.

 

13) Tag, Your It! - This should be the BIGGEST deterrent to EVER dealing with a single mother. In some jurisdictions, I think California is one of them, if you start dealing with a female with kids, move in with her and things go south. THE FEMALE CAN SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT!!!! She can claim that the her and child have "become a customed to you supporting the child." YOU COULD END UP POSSIBILY PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR A KID THAT ISN'T EVEN YOURS! Imagine being extorted money because you were doing what you thought was the "right thing." The state doesn't give a rat's a$$ about the relationship being over or you being a "good guy." They just don't want the chick on welfare. So as far as your concerned, it's "TAG, YOUR IT!"

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Since whoever wrote this damning, one-sided list did not have had Soomaalis in mind, let me bring a list that takes in consideration Soomaalida.

 

14 reasons why one should consider a garoob woman with awlaad

 

1. She has been 'there,' seen 'it' and fully knows 'it.' She has the ultimate experience when it comes how to take care a man and herself in marriage. Experience is the best teacher ever. Nothing comes close to it.
2. She has kids, most lovably creature.
3. She has an experience as a mother, raising kids alone in Galbeedka -- one of the toughest part of life.
4. She is more baari now, does not want a second strike to happen, thus works overtime to please her family, including her new man.
5. Less needless muran, more mature topics since she matured up and will eventually can understand what she in her singlehood would not, such as not easily giving up men as quickly as as she did before.
6. More tolerant of men, and their sometimes only-Eebbe bizzare behaviours.
7. Finally realizing raising kids your own is never the same as a man at home, regardless how weak-minded or how bad-behaving he is -- he being a is as essential as a mother when raising kids at home.
8. No frequent outside dinners or going to any other single-dominated or newly first-time married domains.
9. Again, kids, kids, kids. Who will give you the most happiest moment in your darkest time, even if they are not technically your offspring.
10. She may or may not a bit 'gained' in body department or has, to quote, 'stretch marks, saggy breasts, and c-section scars,' yet she has the EXPERIENCE. She knows what is needed and intricacies in that room, a lot more important than having a little weight gained from pregnancy[ies].
11. Knowing how hard raising a kid alone is, this time, she will work a lot harder to keep her man than her previous man.

More dulqaad, more mutual respect... Working overtime to please her new man [see above] And finally, some men just are into garoobs. That is their preference. This may, however, tell us they know more than what we don't know. So you have to check why some men ugu ordaan jidkaas yourself and see if wax macaan jiro or not. --------------

 

That list and message above is brought to you by Garoobyadda Guurdoonadda [Gagu] -- 'Garoob haddaad aragtid garabka kalgacalka isku qaata' says the slogan.

[Pujah]

LOL @ #13 Tenanc

 

MMA, why does he [the man] need to be kept?

I mean couldn't we say she already knows what's up and divorce wouldn't break her so she is less likely to take shid from you

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Horta su'aal kale aan ku weydiiyee: Why does Soomaali language is a bit sexist [or seem to] when it comes to arimahaan. U fiirso.

 

Markii mid la furo waxaa la dhahaa, 'waala furay.' Mar uu asaga furo waa la leeyahay 'wuu furay.'

 

Same with 'waala guursaday' for iyada; asagana 'wuu guursaday.'

 

And now garoob. How come there is no 'garoob' equivalent in nimanka? Mise Soomaalida dhaqankeeda maadaama hooyada waligeed ciyaalka soo kuriso, including markii la isfuro, she will always expected to be the garoob one?

 

Nin aa garoob eh ma maqleysid, xataa, in the rare occasions, uu ciyaal wato la isa soo furay.

 

Gabar iyo garoob wax u dhaxeeyo majiro miyaa? Garoob waa mid ciyaal heysato lasoo furay, gabarna mid aan wali la guursan. Mid aan ciyaal heysan oo lasoo furay 'garoob' mala dhihi karaa?

[Som@li]

Tenac,how long you been with single mothers?

[rudy-Diiriye]

i havent entered that ocean yet. word is that, its full of man eaters! loool... well, why is she single mother!!

she gotta have some issues! namean. :eek:

[Janna]

Originally posted by rudy:

i havent entered that ocean yet. word is that, its full of man eaters! loool... well, why is she single mother!!

she gotta have some issues! namean. :eek:

And what is wrong with single mothers? They are women wronged by men or have wronged men therefore earning a single parent status. Embrace single mothers Rudy because according to Tenacious J they offer alot of love and put extra work into their second marriage.

[Som@li]

^^According to who?

[Janna]

Originally posted by Dabshid:

^^According to who?

According to Awoowe

[rudy-Diiriye]

what did the old man say! maana waalan misey laas canaaod baa laga heesyaa!! abaayo jinaabo! lool...tj is aint all that cuz them guys who hookup with single moms! they all losers period. u feel me.

 

markaa! bal ilaalee noo! dont let all moran into your door, cross your legs, otherwise, u be uuuf like them single moms!! eek!

[nuune]

^^^ Easy Rudy, easy on the single mothers

[rudy-Diiriye]

i am easy like a sunday morning!! wazzup my homie!! loooool... top of the hr to yah!! lol.

 

how many kids! r u still shooting blanks!! haaji is ruux noo! lol.

[Taliban]

If the divorce occurred for a justified reason (bad husband, iwm), then I don't mind marrying a divorcee, even one with children. In any case, men should give priority to girls/women who need a husband, not those who want or fancy a husband.

[Nehanda]

Taliban

 

Do you follow what you preach or is this a cyber front?

[Taliban]

Originally posted by Nubia:

Do you follow what you preach or is this a cyber front?

Define cyber front.