Ibtisam Posted January 8, 2010 ^ I'm not too fussed about far away things to be honest. Maybe when I am old and want some help I will start to abuse this and brainwash someone into believing that I really do love them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted January 9, 2010 ^tut..indeed! Let it go,don't be afraid and experience for life is too short to never experience the madness called love..ah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted January 11, 2010 Ladies, have any of your seen that new show called Take Me Out? It's cringeworthy, but very much entertaining and they had a Somali guy on the last show Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted January 11, 2010 ^I heard that,a Somali doc,looking for a date on the telly..signs of progress!!..Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted January 11, 2010 ^LoL, indeed. Cocky and Confident too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted January 11, 2010 cara lool no need for isku dirid, i do the direct dagaal fearlessly. oh well, hada arintii maxa lagu soo gaba-gabeeyay? ps: somali doc looking for date on telly, that i need to see, eventho i already concluded iney wax ka qaldan yihiin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted January 11, 2010 ^^^Faheema thought he was perfect- she woke me up from my sleep to shout, "Farah on TV on date with some white lady" Me; what is wrong with him Her: Nothing- wa perfect, doctor, well spoken yad yad ya. Me: Hmmm maybe wa halfcast Her: No, no, no wa somali Me: Oh well, maybe he has no family to feel shame Her: Go go and watch it- it is on repeat. Me: Can't be asked- it is just a farah Her: Hehehe, he'll be back next week to report on his date. His name is farah farah. Me: hmmm lol Monday- she is still thinking about it! Poor girl was shocked Now I'm thinking I need to see this guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted January 11, 2010 ^LoooL I have to say, you sure know how to spice it up I never said he was "perfect" I said, he wasn't bad looking and yes I was shocked, it's not everyday you see a Somali looking for a date on TV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted January 11, 2010 ^LOOOL..She and a few others..I think most thought how tragic for him..lol Have you all finished paying back your missed fasting days? I need motivation - I know , I know .. [astagfirullah] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted January 11, 2010 ^^The days are really short now- Do Weekends, wake up late and by the time you finish praying zuhur, asr it is time to breakfast. Easy, so so easy. Go for it sis. I always start mine the day after Eid (shawaal & pay back) TV date is the new HIT thing girls- leave him alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted January 11, 2010 ^True..very true. I shall start tomorrow,must get over and done with it,no excuses really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted January 11, 2010 where did the somali guy go on his date?! Hate seeing somali people on tv, always makes me a bit uneasy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted January 31, 2010 How Fights Start............. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my ****** husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... ****************************************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started... ****************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ****************************************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... ****************************************** A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... haha@ last one. evil.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted March 1, 2010 LOooooool @ chubacka, this really cracked me up, He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." Hehehe hhaha 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
