U KNO UR SOMALI WHEN....

[LADYHOVA]

FORWARD THAT I GOT LOOL

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING

ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline!

ya kno ur somali when ur on da full bus and styll ur da loudest ppl talkin

ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it

ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes

ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day

ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything

u know ur somali if you got chased by AFRO-AMERICANs

You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran "

You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month

You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards

You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for bbc somali radio 24/7

You know you're a Somali when... your birthday is on the first of January.

 

You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist

 

You know you're somali when... you think every teacher is racist.

 

You know you're somali when... you put your used gum in the freezer to chew later

 

You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol

 

You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk

 

You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on Somnet)

 

You know you're somali when.. you leave all your assignments to the last minute

 

You know you're somali when...an Indian takes over your apartment (Dixon)

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU EAT EVERYTHING WITH A BANANA...

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR BUT YOUR PUSHING A RENTAL THE NEXT WEEKNED...

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT...INSURENCE, YA'LL KNOW THE DEAL.

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU GO OFF TOPIC EXPLAINING THINGS..

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU WEAR THE BEST COLONES AND PERFUMES...BUT YOU FORGET TO PUT ON DEOTRANT...

 

YOU KNOWY YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU MISSBELL WORDES ON SOMALINETI...

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU THROW GARBAGE OFF THE BALCONIES IN DIXON...

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOM ARE BOTH GOING TO THE SAME ADULT SCHOOL...

 

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN TELL YOU PPL YOUR GOING YORK UNIVERSITY BUT ON THE REAL YOUR GOING SENECA COLLEGE...YORK CAMPUS

 

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U DOWNLOAD FREE INTERNET..U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U CALL JACK CRETIAN " AF QHALOOC"U KNOW UR A SOMALIAN GUY WHEN U SAY U HAVE A SIX PACK...WHEN U KNOW ITS UR RIBZ..

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN ON DA PHONE U SAY " HALLO"..u know ur somali when ur parents curse u when u dont do something they want..but call u 'macaanto iisamaay'..when they want something.

u know ur somali when u NEVER call before u visit someone @ there house and then have the nerve to say there house was a mess.

u know ur somali when u think 'nervous' means when a baby is tired when in reality it means when someone is uncomfortable or unsteady.

U know u'z somali when u say 2 Dine Can!

 

U know u'z somali when u say....nice hut care!

 

U know u'z somali when the whole family is watchin da 6 o'clock news n somesays "haye, maxay shagaan?" lol

 

you know your somali when ur mom calls long distance and screams on the phone

 

you know your somali when u boy has 2 big bumps on each side of your forhead

 

you know you somali when you eat everything with your hands.

you know your somali when everyone is you "bast frand"

You know your somali when you see the elder women wearing socks with sandals, even in winter.

you know your somali when you eat all the fattest food like basto iyo baris with so much oil and never get high cholestrol.

You know your somali when your parents beat the kids with hangers or vcr cord or the dreded wooden spoon.

You know your somali when your parents always talk about sending you back to somalia when you do anything wrong.

You know your somali when you have your wedding start at 9, the people show up at 12 0r 1 and the bride and groom show up at 2 in the morning and then you party until 6 am knowing that the kids will wake up any minute at home.

U no ur Somalian when u fart and some1 askez who did dat.........u say..walahi it wasn't me

 

u know u r somali if everyone in class is quiet and u feel like talking to the xaliimo on the other side of the class and u yell "naa xaalimo muxuu macalinka yiri"

even though the teacher is done explainig.

 

u know u r somali when u talk too much, but around afro-americans, u r as quiet as a mouse.

 

U no ur Somalian when U...say Walahi when someone tellz u something..........even if they say......."I bought A New Shirt".. (Say Walahi)

 

you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player

you know your somali when your mom wears a dirc to the supermarket

you know your somali when you have the same drapes as aleast 5 of your neighbors

you know you somali when ... you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6

 

you know you somali when ... you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer

 

you know you somali when ... you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free

 

u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges

 

you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys.

 

you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you

 

you know you somali when ... you hang out in any or all of these spotz: Wagad, Hamdi, Afgooye, Karur, Country Style at Dixon, Sheridan Mall or the McDonald's at Falstaff, Jane & Finch, Duncanwood, Weston & 401, Macmacnka Hamar Weyne, Benadir, Somali Hall of Fame, Iftin, any of the Dixon Buildingz, Emmett Buildingz, Driftwood, John Garland, Eastmall or Westmall, Yorkdale or Eaton Centre, the Base Night Club, and off course Five Star Banquet Hall (you know where y'all hang out)

[Modesty]

Oh God, not a another 'ya kno you Somali' post!

 

I wanna add: ya kno you Somali if the word "Thank You" is foreign to you.

[Beautiful_Blue_Skies]

you u knw ur somali,whn your a freeloader try to get everything for freee....

[stpaulchick]

U know ur a somali men 'cause they driving a taxi.

U know u somalia when all u eat is barris(rice) and baasto(spaghetti)

[SomeAlien]

you know yr somali when yr planning yr wedding to be at "the Hilton" but you work at the 7/11.

[Modesty]

Ya kno u Somali when you watch Al-jazeera when you don't even know alif, ba, ta, th,jeem...

[Ladiif]

You know u somali girl when claim u r a nursing student when u dont even know where the school at

[Abdinuur]

THIS IS SOOOOO NASTY:

u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges!

WHAT ARE THESE TWO MEAN AND WHO SAYS THEM?...cuz i never heard of it before:

U know u'z somali when u say 2 Dine Can!

U know u'z somali when u say....nice hut care!

You know you're Somali when you stare at people while driving [or in general]!

 

You know you're Somali when you claim you's a gangsta but you aint really pop nothin'.

 

You know you're Somali when at 7:00PM you say "waa kow-dii" [7pm or am = 1pm or am]

 

Is this correct?....^^^^^^

[Adna]

salaam

 

i will add couple, u know when u still can't eat food with out banana. can't think of any more for now.

[nomadrebell]

you know you are somali when you have more relatives than your friends.

[A7LA-SHU]

U know u are somalian girl when every guy that passes by is tryin to holla at ya (dreamer)..

 

u know u somalian when every body else is ugly but u (yeah right, or someone forgot to look at the mirror before they left home )..

 

U know u are somalian when u call every race "chinesekan Xuun, Carabtan Xuun, etc.." but somalian ppl.

 

and here is one from my sister...

 

U know somalian girl when u give the pretties girl at the party dirty looks and U'R ready to attack her. LOL

 

U know u are somalian when u call "gay" any pretty boy u see.( i know my brothers do)

 

U know u are somalian girl when every girl that says hi to ur b/f is tryin to steal him away from ya... (only if he wasn't too ulgy that is)