Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 You would, wouldn't you. :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 you would what ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Xalane Posted February 28, 2007 Ibti haye,whats the occasion for?Since u powdered urself up,u got to be having something special in ur mind.Care to share? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 CL is getting married at the old people's home, later today to one of the old guys that have been dumped their (she said she needs company and does not want to be returned unopened!) In case you were wondering, she took her little automatic wheel chair and went shopping for her wedding dress, i heard that she is terrorizing people on the pavement with her little wheel chair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 looooooooooooooooooooooooool Now C-Xalane is in trouble ,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 and why is that, seems he has also done a runner, possible to gate crush the weeding :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 when he comes to read this ,,, then expect everything ,,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 ^loool^ are you kidding. Man if it keeps raining i'm have to swim home or something :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 Not at all ,,,,,,, we can sit and watch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 man i like shows, i'm kick back and watch the fire works in that case, he and CL need to hurry up about it :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 CL asked to deliver the following rejection letter: Dear Capitan Xalane, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right or even Mr. Fall back plan. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reasons you were disqualified from the competition. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. ___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! --You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. ___Your constant posts shows me you have TOO much time on your hands! ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. ___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. ___You still live with your parents. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. ___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip. And finally: ___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time. Sincerely, CL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Ibti ,,,,,, You cracked me up walahi ,,,,,,,, I'm dying laughinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ,,, hahahahaha ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. hahahahahahahaha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, skinny legs iga dheh ,,, Now the Captain is in a deeeeeeeep shyyyyyyyyyyyteeeeeee ,,,,,,,, where is he bal ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted February 28, 2007 i love my PA AKA IBTI I could not have said it any better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 28, 2007 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I'm still laughing ,,,,, where is Hunguri ?? where is xalane ??? where is everybody ??? hahahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 28, 2007 loool CL don't say i never helped you out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
