Farmer cuts property in two to give to ex-wife

[Jacaylbaro]

BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut in half his farm tools and machines to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife, local media reported on Thursday.

 

Branko Zivkov, 76, told Belgrade daily Kurir he had been ready to give his wife Vukadinka her equal share of everything earned during their 45-year marriage, but was furious at being asked to give away half his farming equipment.

 

Instead, he bought a grinder and cut in two all his tools, including large items such as cattle scales, a harrow and a sowing machine.

 

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants -- the part with the horns or the part with the tail."

 

[Paragon]

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants -- the part with the horns or the part with the tail."

Lol. My God. That got me chuckling. It's saddeningly humorous lol. Some people.

 

Jacayl, are you a fan of fmr Soviet & East European humour?

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooool ,,, no but anything i can find humour and odd ,,, this was on the news and it is not a fiction at all.

 

I still want to know how he decides to split the cow ,,,,, i can't wait that part ,, loooool

[Jacpher]

Midkan traces of Maryooley DNA ha laga eego.

 

Hooyadii maxey wiil balo ah dhashay.

[Ibtisam]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool loool Hahaha loool haahaha lool, on my god I can't breath! loool hahahaha llllllllllol hehehe lol loloh lordy. this is funny. loooool

[Malika]

Lol..Maskiin odayguu xasiid saana!!

[Paragon]

Lol. Well this is playing Heads or Tail , Serbian style .