Anyone ever been through this kind of a situation?.

[MR ORGILAQE]

letters to the London Sunday Times.

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>Dear Maid,

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>Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my

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>bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather.

>Please

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>remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine

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>chest and

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>another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.

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>Thank you, S. Berman

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>Dear Room 635,

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>I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday,

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>from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish

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>as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and

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>put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your

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>mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions

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>from the

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>management are to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is

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>satisfactory.

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>Kathy, Relief Maid

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>Dear Maid

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>I hope you are my regular maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell

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>you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got

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>back to my room this evening, found you had added 3 little Camays to

>the

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>shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for

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>two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I

>won't

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>need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf.

>They are in my way

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>when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them.

>

>

>S. Berman

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>Dear Mr. Berman,

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>The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning

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>that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your

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>maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room.

>I hope you will

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>accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future

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>complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention.

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>Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.

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>Thank you. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper

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>Dear Miss Carmen,

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>It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel

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>for business at 7:45AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's

>the

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>reason I called Mr Kensedder last night. You were already off

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>duty. I only asked Mr Kensedder if he could do anything about those

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>little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I

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>was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap

>in

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>my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the

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>Bathroom shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated

>24 little bars of

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>soap. Why are you doing this to me?

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>S. Berman

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>Dear Mr. Berman,

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>Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to

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>your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further

>assistance,

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>please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you,

>

>Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper

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>Dear Mr. Kensedder,

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>My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was

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>taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came

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>in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little

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>Cashmere Bouquets

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>S. Berman

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>Dear Mr. Berman,

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>I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap

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>problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since

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>our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service

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>a room. The situation will be rectified immediately.

>Please accept my

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>apologies for the inconvenience.

>

>Martin L. Kensedder, Assistant Manager

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>Dear Mrs. Carmen,

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>Who the heck left 54 little bars of Camay in my room?

>I came in

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>last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54 little

>bars

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>of

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>Camay. I want my one darn bar of bath-size Imperial Leather. Do

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>you realise I have 54 bars of soap in here? All I want is my bath-size

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>Imperial Leather. Please give me back my bath-size Imperial

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>Leather.

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>S. Berman

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>Dear Mr. Berman,

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>You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them

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>removed. Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was

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>missing, so I personally returned them The 24 Camays which had been

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>taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don't know

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>anything about

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>the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not

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>know I had returned your soaps, so she also brought 24 Camays plus the

>3

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>daily Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues

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>bath-size

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>Imperial Leather. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory that

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>I left in your room.

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>Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper

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>Dear Mrs. Carmen,

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>Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap

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>inventory.

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>As of today I possess:

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>* On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in

>4 stacks

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>of 4 and 1 stack of 2.

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>* On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1

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>stack of 3.

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>* On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1

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>stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.

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>* Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1

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>stack of 2.

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>* In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.

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>* On the northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet,

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>slightly used.

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>* On the northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of

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>3.

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>Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the

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>stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks

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>of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom

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>window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future

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>soap deliveries? One more item, I have purchased another bar of

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>bath-size Imperial Leather which I am keeping in the hotel vault in

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>order to avoid further misunderstandings.

>

>S. Berman

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[OG Moti]

He is lucky he is not in a hotel in somalia or any of the third world hotels, this guys deserves to be shot or burned a life or barried alive... but i salut the house keeper sense of customer service and patient, but thank god i am not the manager of that hotel or he would be dead after the second letter.. peace

[Passion_4_Fashion]

....and what is this? :rolleyes:

[Bess.]

.......my checks hurt from trying to hold in my laughter......since am at work....keep em coming....