Internet Down

[Jacpher]

Internet Spring Cleaning

 

DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM 12:01 AM GMT ON APR. 1 TO 12:01 AM GMT, APR. 2 !!

*** Attention ***

 

It's that time again!

 

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email, inactive ftp and www sites, and empty USENET groups, allows for a better working and faster Internet.

 

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2 (the time least likely to interfere with ongoing work). During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet search engines situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

 

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

 

1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.

 

2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.

 

3. Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet.

 

4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.

 

We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

 

We thank you for your cooperation.

 

Kim Dereksen

Interconnected Network Maintenance staff,

Main branch,

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

 

Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it. Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well.

 

Thank you.

[me]

april fools joke?

[Malika]

^Sounds like one..Lol@cleaning it!..Lol

[NGONGE]

This day, eight years ago, I got married. Of course, I am pretending I don't know what day it is. In fact, seeing that the wife's birthday also falls in this week I am just going to act the fool all the way to Sunday.

[-Serenity-]

^LOL. What a useless Farax! War orodoo make her feel special - she had you three kids!

[Jacaylbaro]

April fool ,,,,,,,,,

[NGONGE]

She will not feel special, Serenity. She will feel paranoid.

[Ibtisam]

EDIT

[N.O.R.F]

LoL@NG