NGONGE Posted August 6, 2009 The last few days have seen a raging debate in Somali circles. Will the president shake the hands of the foreign American lady or will he not? He did! The reactions have been severe. Here are some… Sheikh Tusbax Tuur(he got his name after he once grabbed a tusbax and tossed it away shouting bidca bidca) Al Shabab Movement Cousin of Sh. Aweys “The Zandeeq Sheikh has let all Somalis down with his irresponsible actions and it is the duty of every Muslim to hunt him down and kill him, preferably with the offending lady too”. ........... Sheikh Shinbir ( he banned the listening to the songs of birds) Salafiya Jadiida Growe’s second biggest Mosque “Sheikh Sharif committed a grave mistake by shaking the woman’s hand and must repent immediately. As a leader and wali amir, his actions can only be considered as a great fitna and we hope the lay people do not imitate him”. ............. Sheikh Microphone (he has a deep voice and refuses the use of Microphones). Ahlu El Sunna Clan info withheld “This is nothing. Necessity makes forbidden things permissible. It is necessary to annihilate the Shabab virus” ......... Sheikh Maxa Iga galay Affiliation Unknown Hargeisa “I can only pray for our southern brothers and urge them to hang on to the urwa al wuthqa”. ....... Sheikh Aniga Og Mogadishu Salafi Villa Somalia neighbourhood “Sh. Sharif is our leader and we should not criticise the leader, even if he was wrong”. ............ Sheikh Indho Adeeg (not a wadaad but has a big beard) Bosaaso "Mrs Clinton has a very nice smile" ........... Dr Cabdi Hygiene Hospital Nurse Burco "Sheikh Sharif is taking a huge risk by shaking that lady's hand. The United States has the highest incidents of Swine Flu after Mexico" ................. Af Taag Geel Jire No Fixed Address "It is not manly to seek the help of women. I spit on the woman shaker". ............... Rasheed Rambo Political Analyst and Historian London Coffee Shop Kin of Mr Godane “We all know about Bill Clinton and his filthy escapades. This woman is Bill Clinton’s wife! Sheikh Sharif must thoroughly wash his hands”. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted August 6, 2009 Tell the anti-shake crowd waa iney marka hore xaarka iska soo dhaqaan, markaa kadibna iney qooqooda iney banaanka la aadhaan, waayo dadkeena marka ay dhimanaayaan qooqaan makasoo baxo, not even a sound but marka ay arimo kawaaween ay maqlaan ay waligood cabaadaan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fabregas Posted August 6, 2009 It doesn't matter anymore; cus shariff is a secular shake these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oz Posted August 6, 2009 ^ are you laughing at Layzie's comments? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted August 6, 2009 Originally posted by Oz: ^ are you laughing at Layzie's comments? No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolate and Honey Posted August 7, 2009 Lol@ "He should be hunted down and killed preferably with the woman." Since when did shaking hands warranted killing. Shows where xaalada marayso, wallee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamaavi Posted August 7, 2009 Rumour has it that it's the duplicate who performed the handshake; not the original Sherif. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted August 7, 2009 Dr Cabdi Hygiene Hospital Nurse Burco "Sheikh Sharif is taking a huge risk by shaking that lady's hand. The United States has the highest incidents of Swine Flu after Mexico" ................. Af Taag Geel Jire No Fixed Address "It is not manly to seek the help of women. I spit on the woman shaker". Classic stuff Ngonge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted August 7, 2009 Well, according to sheikh Ahmed hollywood here in la. This is the deal. "shiekh sharif has been suffering from jungle fever lately, and did the middle finger sticky to her baabaco when he was greeting Hillary". Close by people heard Hillary saying softly, "i love u boy...come to mommy tonite"!! Word is that she will be working on sheikh'S assylum papers when she gets back to DC. Workers at the hotel where Hillary was staying claimed that loud noises were heard coming from her suite. Now take that to the desert YEEYE! If he had done the samething to Ms Frazier, may be he would be sleeping tonite in DC instead of getting chased by crazy donkeys in yemen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Complicated Posted August 7, 2009 Surely this must be the best analysis of the so-called Somali (or should I say SOL) politics. Originally posted by NGONGE: Af Taag Geel Jire No Fixed Address "It is not manly to seek the help of women. I spit on the woman shaker". [/i] Ngonge let me guess who is who on your list Af taag Geel Jire = AT&T (come on just the name Geel jire and the no fixed address part does it for AT&T) Sheikh Tusbax Tuur = Meiji (behead them all, we are the only Muslims in this world) Sheikh Microphone = MMA (La jiifiyaana Banaan) But I am missing Gen Duke so far (only right when my Adeero is at the helm) Good stuff Xaaji Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted August 7, 2009 Stuff and Nonsense Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted August 7, 2009 Originally posted by LayZie G.: Tell the anti-shake crowd waa iney marka hore xaarka iska soo dhaqaan, markaa kadibna iney qooqooda iney banaanka la aadhaan, waayo dadkeena marka ay dhimanaayaan qooqaan makasoo baxo, not even a sound but marka ay arimo kawaaween ay maqlaan ay waligood cabaadaan. Wale cajuus el qaabereen bad iska noqotay, LG. There was a time when your only reply to this would be a simple Mac Sonkor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted August 7, 2009 Rudy's version of events are truly hilarious!.. , whatever comes to mind huh! @ Rudy. LOL @ Ngonge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted August 7, 2009 These are my favourite characters, because their nics sound like real somali naaneys: Originally posted by NGONGE: Sheikh Tusbax Tuur(he got his name after he once grabbed a tusbax and tossed it away shouting bidca bidca) Al Shabab Movement Cousin of Sh. Aweys ........... Sheikh Shinbir ( he banned the listening to the songs of birds) Salafiya Jadiida Growe’s second biggest Mosque ............ Sheikh Indho Adeeg (not a wadaad but has a big beard) Bosaaso "Mrs Clinton has a very nice smile" ................. Af Taag Geel Jire No Fixed Address "It is not manly to seek the help of women. I spit on the woman shaker". . no i demand that you write story/dialogue for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
