Caashooyinka 101

[Jamster]

Nephys; okay sis.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

This one is a bit relevant, I think.

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Jac kuleel

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

 

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear:

 

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

 

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you -- she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

 

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

 

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Raggeedi.

[Valenteenah.]

Hmmmm.

[rudy-Diiriye]

lol..looks like a wakeup for above lady!! lool.

watch out babe gal specially the ones that take u to expensive resturants.

 

if they say, excuse me i gotta use the boys room... dont eat the food. just make sure that he comes back before u eat it...word