Sign in to follow this  
Mad Scientist

You Know You're Too Stressed If...

Recommended Posts

(1)You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

(2)The Sun is too loud.

 

(3)Trees begin to chase you.

 

(4)You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

 

(5)You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

 

(6)You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

 

(7)You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

 

(8)You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

 

(9)You and Reality file for divorce.

 

(10)It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

 

(11)You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

 

(12)You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

 

(13)Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wlcm yo th site

 

Interest observations M_S lol, may i asl where these personal ideosincracies that u have lately discovered about urself smile.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Paragon   

"(10)It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code."

 

LoL... That one is funy. It reminds me when i use to work a long night shift, with studies in the mornings. All people sounded the same to me... regardless of their accents, whether were cockny or indian or even street.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Xafsa   

The sun is loud sometimes...it gets on my nerves especially during the winter.

The last one cracked me up....keep 'em coming mad sci

Peace and luv

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Iffah   

Lool- And I thought I was stressed. Thanks Madsci..now, I know what signs and symptoms to look for to know if I'm too stressed :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
N.O.R.F   

intersting topic Mad!

 

U know yr too stressed when turn up at 9am for a lecture, walk into the theatre and there is no one there, ie it just dawned on u its actually saturday morning!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lol..

as an Old Lady..most'em apply to me but da once dat i really have noticed doin is 5&8..lol..wha can i say..being stresses is sometimes funny on da reaction's behind it...hehehhe..i laugh at my self sometimes..but to think of it as funny somtimes buggs me..caz am suppose to be stresses and MAD..but da actions i do makes me laugh...which really really annoys me

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Curly   

Are you sure that's called being stressed?

isn't it more like insanity?

 

but then again....

 

"(13)Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend"

 

suggests otherwise ;) .

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this