money Posted September 9, 2008 Are you Somali? NO!...I am Russian....a black Russian! Cool, I didn’t know they had brothers in Russia! Yes they do… the United Soviet Socialist Republics of Russia…just like the United States of America has African-Soviets who were brought to the caucuses by the Caucasians. For real? Yeah… you know we black Russians coined the word …Caucasian ...when crackers were calling you niggers back then in slavery days …we were free because Lenin and Marx were tight with brothers like Ghandi, Castro and Kennedy. Word ...that is sick bro… Yea! Look at these Somalians though I know ..they … They like mo ghetto …damn! The above blunt and crazy banter was between a bus boy brother and Somalian self-hating phony guy. The spurious discourse began when a crew of Somalians came in to the country buffet restaurant. The Somalian posse consisted of two ugly and corpulent ladies and eight ill-disciplined and overexcited kids. They were loud and obnoxious and as soon as they stepped in to the counter near the entrance, they caught the attention of the whole patrons inside the buffet place. It was a spectacle to poke fun at and dirty dig. The way Somalians dressed, their lack of mannerism and their earsplitting strange clamor was so impossible that people were just laughing at them. Abdi was the Sole Somalian dude who was there before this embarrassing horde of the uncivilized Somalian ugly and poor refugees came into the buffet joint. He too was shocked at not only the way Somalians behaved but the way they looked and their ugly, unmatching gypsie-like robes. So to deny his Somaliness and not to be associated with these rowdy, primitive Somalians, he had to lie and claim to be part of imaginary black Russians. It was only escape he could think of. He couldn't defend and justify the lack of decorum and incivility Somalians exhibited there. So he rather had to be insanely creative and just BS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted September 9, 2008 Is this another unfinished fiction ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
money Posted September 9, 2008 They were actually Somalilanders Jaceyl! Somalilanders are Somalians right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted September 9, 2008 Could you please stop saying Somalian, I hate that, and everyone does :mad: You know the correct one is Somali! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
money Posted September 9, 2008 I do know but this is how it is ... when you dealing with realities and every day folks ... Somalians are everywhere nowadays ... even in COPS ...the FOX TV program! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted September 9, 2008 Stop saying Somalians dude ,,,,,,,, Say Somali or Somalis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
money Posted September 9, 2008 Somali is close to Somari which means Assess or donkeys in Italian - Somaro is dumb person ...in italiano and since I grew up there ...I subliminally think when I say Somali ..I am calling us donkeys which rhymes with monkeys and thus ends like sounding we monkeys!...hey easy brothers ..i am just pulling your legs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted September 9, 2008 Somalians :mad: :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fabregas Posted September 9, 2008 typical Somalians! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted September 9, 2008 Black Russians Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gheelle.T Posted September 9, 2008 Originally posted by money: Somali is close to Somari which means Assess or donkeys in Italian - Somaro is dumb person ...in italiano and since I grew up there ...I subliminally think when I say Somali ..I am calling us donkeys which rhymes with monkeys and thus ends like sounding we monkeys!...hey easy brothers ..i am just pulling your legs! Did you not call them "ugly,primitive, rude,dirty, refugees" and what not? So, calling them donkey or monkey in Italian won't hurt in your part..Go for it my SOMALIAN friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElPunto Posted September 9, 2008 Somalians are aliens to me. I can't say enough bad things about them. I hate them like I hate Black Russians. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted September 9, 2008 ^^ You shouldn't hate the non-existent black Russians By all means carry on guys with the maryooley bashing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted September 9, 2008 I'm starting the ANTI SOMALIAN LEAGUE (ESL) - (the E in similar fashion as the offending noun). any one with me! The first and only clause of our charter: 1. Plague and troll any heathen that so dares to use the offending article. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
