Jacaylbaro Posted May 16, 2008 Your Ticket Has Been Confirmed! Ticket type : One Way Price : Absolutely free (Booking confirmed) Passenger Details Name : One of the 'children of Adam' Origins : From clay Address : Planet earth Conditions of Travel: Departure : from life on earth Destination : eternal life Stop-over : hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person) Duration of flight : from couple of seconds to several millions of years Departure time : Time of death (exact time is unknown, but it can happen earlier than expected) Arrival time : On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable) Information about Interrogation: On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning. Three questions will be asked: 1)Who is your God? 2)Who is your prophet? 3)What is your religion? Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura 'Ibrahim' of the Holy Quran. Luggage: Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you: 1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth 2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden. 3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam. Important instructions: All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or refundable. This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages. Delays are not stipulated. Captain: Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure. For more information: Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah. You could also consult alims(scholars) . Please do it as soon as possible. During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time. Additional instructions: You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel documents. To prepare for the flight: - Pray 5 times a day - Read the Holy Quran - Follow the sunna to the best of your ability - and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now) Final warning: Final destination depend on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell or to Paradise . JANNAT OR JAHANNAM.... ......... ......... .......! May Allah's Peace, Mercy and Blessings be upon all of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naxar Nugaaleed Posted May 16, 2008 i second that cynical lady, a little gloomy jb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted May 16, 2008 No need for all that departure and arrival thing, the time it takes to write dat, simple wacdi or muxaadaro would suffice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted May 16, 2008 Analogy wey kaa dul baxdey baad moodaa nuunoow. Hope everything is well dear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted May 16, 2008 LOL[qosool gaarii]..Death! How ever will one escape from that reality,alla naaf macanaa! I havent been feeling too well the last couple of days,so thoughts of death occupied my mind..Not that am afraid of dying,but more concern for those I leave behind.. Oh Lord,better go pray Asaar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted May 16, 2008 Malika Apparently I heard many stories that when death is closer, the person becomes picture of health. Hope you are well 'sweetie' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
