DO NOT DISTURB

[Som@li]

Soo noqo, SOL misses u. Welcome back

[NGONGE]

My joke was wasted on this thread. Wasted I tell you.

[cynical lady]

:rolleyes:

[Legend of Zu]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

My joke was wasted on this thread. Wasted I tell you.

actually it wasn't wasted they deemed it as a waste a toxic one that is, perhaps it is under toxic waste management program!

Cheers

[Zafir]

Here is what I think of Ngonge’s joke; a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks “Hey, what happened to you, you look terrible?”

The pirate says “what are you talking about? I feel just fine”

The bartender: “It’s just that you look different, what’s up the wooden leg”

The pirate: “Oh I was in battle and was hit with cannon ball”

The bartender: “And the hook, what happened to your hand?”

The pirate: “I was in a sward fight and I lost my hand”

The bartender: “Then what about the eye batch, what happened there?”

The pirate: “There were a flock of birds flying over us and as I was watching one of them $hitted on my eye”

The bartender: “LoL, you can be serious, you could have possible lost an eye because of bird $hit”

The pirate: “Oh no, first day with the hook”

 

Misfortune, yes indeed.

[Jacaylbaro]

looooool

 

 

My tooth is really disturbing me ,,,,

[Nephissa]

^ inaar, ma xabaskii baa lagaa soo daayay, misana adoo ilko la'? Xoog waynaa islaantu!

[Jacaylbaro]

greetings from Xabsiga

[Aaliyyah]

^^^^maxaad lasoo tagantahay waryaa so adigi yidhi don't disturb?

 

Ok. Ok. Here goes(Ahem..Ahem..cough):

 

Q: What did R Kelly say when he was accused of child molestation?

 

A: # My mind is telling me NOOOOOO! But my body, my Bodyy is telling me yeaaaah. I don't want to hurt nobody. But there is something I must confesssssssss! I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind #. [big Grin]

NG, waxan ma maanta kaftan ka dhigatay? sidan miya aabo labo caruur ugu tahay? Ilaahow sahal!!

[Nephissa]

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o:

greetings from Xabsiga

LOL. Life imprisonment miyaa? did you hear about the prison and prisoner joke? Google it .

[Jacaylbaro]

THIS ONE ??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Inaalillaahi looooooooooooooooool

[NGONGE]

Originally posted by AAliyah416:

^^^^maxaad lasoo tagantahay waryaa so adigi yidhi don't disturb?

 

quote:

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Ok. Ok. Here goes(Ahem..Ahem..cough):

 

Q: What did R Kelly say when he was accused of child molestation?

 

A: # My mind is telling me NOOOOOO! But my body, my Bodyy is telling me yeaaaah. I don't want to hurt nobody. But there is something I must confesssssssss! I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind #. [big Grin]

NG, waxan ma maanta kaftan ka dhigatay? sidan miya aabo labo caruur ugu tahay? Ilaahow sahal!!

labo? Wash your mouth with bleach, young lady. Labo indeed! Pffffttt.

 

(You're not an R Kelly fan I see).

[Jacaylbaro]

I'm now officially disturbed ,,,,,,,,,,, i know who to blame

[N.O.R.F]

^^welcome back. How was the miyi?

[Jacaylbaro]

what miyi ?? ,, niyow i'm still in the same place ,,,, if i'm in da miyi i wouldn't be disturbed at all