Guled92 Posted May 1, 2003 1) For all The guy says i love you you belive its true 9 months later, he says to hell with you the baby is a ******* (love child) the mother is a whore all this wouldnt have happened if the rubber wouldnt have torn 2) For all If you think life is bad imagine being a chicken egg You only get laid once You only get smashed once And the only bird that sits on ya face is your mum 3) For Ladies Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in 4) For Ladies Men are like public toilets Either occupied Or full of shit! 5) For Guys Smells like fish Tastes like chicken Shut your face And keep on lickin’!! 6) For Guys I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass 7) For all Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!!!!!!! Enjoy, These poems are just for a jokes. Do not take the seriously.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuRvIvEr Posted May 5, 2003 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool you cracked me up.that is very funny stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
