A7LA-SHU Posted April 8, 2003 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT. 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY. 24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Magnoona-girl: 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. GIRL GIRL HERE YOU GO $$$$$$$$$$ NOW TAKE IT EASY ON MEN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted April 8, 2003 MG gal..u got it...I especially liked #1. I think it pertains to me directly... :rolleyes: dont hate..that's just me..boyz...ama niaje... midwesta Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 9, 2003 I liked #5 and 24....#4 is soo true its almost scary :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 10, 2003 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. I know, like, where's mine?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A7LA-SHU Posted April 11, 2003 i forgot to tell yo'll which ones are my favorite.. 3. (8. 9. 14 those three are so true about me... sad but true lol) Conspiracy or should i say shyden good one.. but where is my $$ for real? lol raula... u go girl.... but just come to earth thou.. girl u ain't that expensive now lol.. j/k Princess_Sexy.. girl i was askin the same thing.. where is mine too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
