Managing A Successful Marriage, Take notes

[dhulQarnayn]

A famous reporter was astonished to hear about a couple’s successful marriage that lasted over 60 years. Wanting to know more, she interviewed their neighbors and all had one and the same response,i.e, that these two have never shown signs of a troubling relationship and had a blissful marriage. She then decided to interview the couple individually and began with the husband.

 

Reporter: Sir, I understand you have had successful and trouble free marriage that has lasted for over 60 years!!!

 

Husband: Yes

 

Reporter: And to what is this owed to?

 

Husband: Well it all happened when my wife and I went to spend our honey moon in a country known for its great and beautiful mountains. We rented two horses to ride since cars were unable to go up that road. After riding for a while the horse on which my wife was riding suddenly stopped and would not continue. Angry, my wife said “this is your first (warning)”! she was able to convince the horse and we continued our trip. Then again the horse came to a halt and angry,my wife said “this is your second". The horse continued on but shortly after stopped and wouldn’t continue. My wife got off the horse calmly and said “and this was your third and last"

 

She reached into her purse, pulled out a gun and shot the horse in the head!

 

I got angry and started yelling at her

 

Why did you do that for?

 

What will we say to the owner of the horse?

 

How will we pay for it?

 

She waited till I was through and calmly said

 

"This is your first "

[dhulQarnayn]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "

Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

 

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

[Faheema.]

^LoL, Woman Trouble ?

[Jacaylbaro]

Wanted to take notes but can't see anything to be written down ..............

[Queen Arawello]

Originally posted by dhulQarnayn:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "

Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

 

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

LooooooL