TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

[Jacaylbaro]

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."

True Meaning: "I'm poor."

 

 

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."

True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

 

 

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."

True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

 

 

Statement: "She's kinda cute."

True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the

head might be necessary."

 

 

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."

True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

 

 

Statement: "Was it good for you?"

True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

 

 

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."

True Meaning: "Who are you?"

 

 

Statement: "Do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something ****** and you might find out."

 

 

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something ****** and you're going to find

out sooner or later."

 

 

Statement: "How much do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something really ****** and someone's on

their way to tell you by now."

 

 

Statement: "I have something to tell you."

True Meaning: "Get tested."

 

 

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."

True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

 

 

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."

True Meaning: "You're ugly."

 

 

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."

True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

 

 

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

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Statement: "Do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something ****** and you might find out."

 

 

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something ****** and you're going to find

out sooner or later."

 

 

Statement: "How much do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something really ****** and someone's on

their way to tell you by now."