To speak in anything but rhyme

[Strawberry_Xu]

In this thread it is a crime

To speak in anything but rhyme

To avoid this thread being misleading

Those who break the pact

Will acknowledge the fact

That they are incapable of reading

 

SO speak freely and share your mind

We will with our rhyme, repay in kind

 

If with 'please'

For no reason you wish to rhyme with 'cheese'

I shall not recoil

Yet, beautiful poems that do not rhyme

makes my blood boil

 

Mindless poetry is not accepted

Even the classics are not excepted

Speak to us not of flowers and sunshine

To us this is a sign

Of copying and pasting, line by line

We desire conversation and debate

Speak of things to which we can relate

Speak of all you love, desire or hate

But to remember to always have fun in the things you say

and the lyrics you create

 

So I assume the mission is understood

If you wish to speak, you should

Please rhyme what you wish to say

To start you off, tell me, how was your day?

[Guhaad]

sxb my day was good,

it all went well, just

did one thing i didn't want to

do, but did anyways, and didn't even do well

tell you what it is, first

i left home early this morning to

only find that there was no parking,

but being pissed off, i just parked

on the wrong side, and just left

man, i came back with a ticket stamped to

my car, well, that and the amount i have to pay

it ain't that bad, it coulda been worse

 

the last thing i want to know

is bit unrelated, but yo like the criteria you set forth,

hope everyone takes it, so we can go down straight

and hear some more, i can even

raise the second question if you like,

and it would be something like...

 

but Xu being the first to post here,

just be careful, and have

your binoculars out, cuz if you

are not ahead of your game,

you will be amazed how much

hate is circulating, and

if you think i am kidding,

just wait a while :cool:

[mantra]

if theres two things I cannot do,

well actually theres a lot..

but lets, for my sake pretend they're two,

a. I cannot rhyme..

the other I will tell you..in good time,

 

now my problem is very clear..

poetry isnt my thing,

yet still I hold it dear

so much so that I make a mockery of it

by typing out nonsense..

and forcefully rhyming words..oh what a git!

 

how was my day you say?

well so far its been quite awful,

very uneventful..

just been eating handful after handful

of God knows what..

hey it was a present!..ok ok so im a twat

 

but it tastes good

how can I not?

in any case mama said dont waste food,

so stop being such a little snot

and eat it..eat God knows what..

 

well there's my 'poem'

I have to admit I sure have tried..

never in my life have I ever rhymed

and made sense at the same time..

usually I would've thrown in random words..

 

Like fried..

and make it rhyme with tried..

how silly of me

im doing it again..can you not see?

the princess and the pea..

 

ok I hear you saying enough..

'poor girl, life really must be tough'

I have embarrassed thine self.Ergo

I must go salvage what little..

is left of my ego..

nabad geliyoo

[Baluug]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I am schizophrenic,

and so am I.

[J.Lee]

^Lol Me too.

 

I'm not a poet but I do write poetry

And like Mantra, I too am its mocker

It's not the way I wanted it to be,

you see,

I love the art like 187 loves soccer

I respect it: it doesn't respect me

[Mr.Faarax]

How was my day you ask me? what a nerve!

I almost hit this cat before i jumped and hit a curve! wait' wait now i got tha

coffee spilled all over my lap

oh mother of sweet trousers! now i gotta pay the tow and the cab, i am about to freak out somebody get me the number to the nearest rehab. Ok no big deal

money comes and goes, just like these clothes maan i need to take a bath' Ok gotta go

[Jamilah]

Yo, diggy bro, you think that’s bad?

I just came home and made daddy mad

right now I would prefer crashing cars for leisure

cuz compared to daddy’s anger that is a pleasure

but there’s no need to fret cuz being daddy’s pet

gives me privileges so I bet by now all is good

even though I am on the net when he didn’t let

[Baluug]

The Flames won Game 3,

I'm as happy as can be,

if they win the next 2,

I'll scream like I'm on glue!!