QUANTUM LEAP Posted July 13, 2005 Thought this was hilarious....enjoy. More Intercepted Instant Messaging Between Bush and Blair kickass43: hey sxybritguy10: hey kickass43: u up sxybritguy10: cant sleep kickass43: dont have that problem sxybritguy10: noticed kickass43: man I can fall sleep on a bicycle sxybritguy10: lol. wish that was the only accident at g8 sxybritguy10: bloody cursed summit kickass43: u brits r tuff folks kickass43: u take bombs well kickass43: ur arresting the badasses kickass43: got plenty more room at gitmo if u need it sxybritguy43: thnx. ur da man kickass43: aside from that mrs Lincoln wat u think of g8 sxybritguy10: better than live 8 kickass43: that ttlly suckd kickass43: all it needed was kimmy jong il up on stage in his platform boots with elton john sxybritguy10: lol kickass43: singing I’m so ronery. u kno team america. sxybritguy10: rofl. I luv that movie kickass43: don’t know y we promised so much freakin $$$ for Africa sxybritguy10: key word: promised kickass43: bunch of thieves kickass43:u remember live aid? kickass43: all those bucks raised and ethiopia’s still in the toilet sxybritguy10: sux kickass43: got a better idea for do-good rockers sxybritguy10: wot kickass43: u know angeline jolie adopted an ethiopian orphan? sxybritguy10: yeah kickass43: so y doesn’t she adopt the whole freakin country? sxybritguy10: u mean like buy it? kickass43: she could afford it kickass43: hell she could afford uganda too if she marries brad pitt sxybritguy10: srsly kickass43: srsly kickass43: new celebs could start small kickass43: lindsay lohan takes chad sxybritguy10: geldof takes ivory coast kickass43: think of all the beachfront property kickass43: celebs love beachfront property kickass43:put streisand in charge and the whole continent will be one big ecopark kickass43: xcept for HER beachfront property sxybritguy10: maybe paris hilton could put up some decent hotels kickass43: make a golf course out of kenya kickass43: now thats a goal for the next g8 kickass43: not ****** ‘debt forgiveness’ kickass43: no one forgives my debts. still owe daddy big time sxybritguy10: our salaries suck kickass43: we’ll clean up out of office sxybritguy10: like Clinton kickass43: wish we were like those euros kickass43: we’d clean up IN office sxybritguy10: like the French kickass43: or my friend sylvio sxybritguy10: u guys rlly hung at g8 kickass43: he was ttlly bored. like me. kickass43: we played 21 on our blackberries kickass43: man those germans can talk kickass43: like u brits can drink. u r all drunken sods sxybritguy10: needed it kickass43: so did I dude kickass43: odouls doesn’t do it for a summit kickass43: could use a stiff one now sxybritguy10: u r in trouble man kickass43: rove stuff sux kickass43: can’t play the game with no quarterback sxybrityguy10: bad rap sxybritguy10: at least u still got condi kickass43: she’s so hot sxybritguy10: way hot kickass43: remember her in germany kickass43: the domantrix boots sxybritguy10: smokin kickass43: she rocks way more than colin sxybritguy10: kinda missed colin this yr kickass43: no way sxybritguy10: way kickass43: y sxybritguy10: mostly at cocktails sxybritguy10: those yiddish jokes. lol. kickass43: didn’t miss him. not with all those euro suck-ups kickass43: like hello? I’m the president here? y r u wasting time with him? sxybritguy10: ur right. condi more laffs kickass43: better looking 2 sxybritguy10: for sure kickass43: not like madeleine sxybritguy10: barf kickass43: u remember her sxybritguy10: man I lived her sxybritguy10: terry gilliam in drag sxybritguy10: like going to the prom with yr mother kickass43: my mother?? sxybritguy10: no: one’s mother sxybritguy10: tho yr mom would be pretty ruff too kickass43: dude yr giving me flashbacks sxybritguy10: sry! sxybritguy10: missed bill too kickass43: ???? sxybritguy10: clinton. give him this. he knew how 2 par-tay sxybritguy10: no offense. I kno he’s yr ex kickass43: he’s best buds with my dad now sxybritguy10: u must be freakin kickass43: ttlly. rlly weird kickass43: theyre fishing in kennebunkport 2gether. like hes jeb. sxybritguy10: sux kickass43: no more joint missions for them man sxybritguy10: gotta catch some zs now kickass43: me 2. its way past 9 sxybritguy10: middle of nite here kickass43: k sxybritguy10: k kickass43: one last thing sxybritguy10: wot kickass43: rove kickass43: thinking of making him special envoy to international terrorism or something sxybritguy10: y kickass43: get him out of dc for a bit sxybritguy10: how bout court of st. jim? sxybritguy10: we cd use him sxybritguy10: I cd use him kickass43: ur not running again? kickass43: thought u promised 2 step aside for that dude brown sxybritguy10: key word: promised kickass43: ur such a badass! sxybritguy10: takes 1 2 kno 1 kickass43: if rove is smart he’ll go private kickass43: speaking of cleaning up out of government sxybritguy10: sigh KICKASS43 HAS LOGGED OFF SXYBRITGUY10 HAS LOGGED OFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 13, 2005 Not different from what they discuss though, this is done more in a joke way, but heck, that is some stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
