LadyDotNet Posted March 2, 2004 .....some of these are rather amusing Women's Quotes > > Inside every older woman is a young girl > > wondering what the hell happened. > > > > -Cora Harvey Armstrong- > > > > > > The hardest years in life are > > those between ten and seventy. > > > > -Helen Hayes- (at 73) > > > > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed > > to put my breast in an envelope and send > > it to someone. > > > > -Jan King- > > > > > > > > A male gynaecologist is like an auto > > mechanic who never owned a car. > > > > -Carrie Snow- > > > > > > My second favorite household chore is > > ironing. My first being hitting my head > > on the top bunk bed until I faint. > > > > -Erma Bombeck- > > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do. > > A woman must do what he can't. > > > > -Rhonda Hansome- > > > > > > Whatever women must do they must do > > twice as well as men to be thought half as good. > > Luckily, this is not difficult. > > > > -Charlotte Whitton- > > > > > > I try to take one day at a time, > > but sometimes several days attack me > > at once. > > > > -Jennifer Unlimited- > > > > > > If you can't be a good example, then > > you'll just have to be a horrible > > warning. > > > > -Catherine Aird- > > > > > > You see a lot of smart guys with dumb > > women, but you hardly ever see a smart > > woman with a dumb guy. > > > > - Erica Jong- > > > > When women are depressed they > > either eat or go shopping. Men invade > > another country. > > > > -Elayne Boosler- > > > > > > Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. > > > > -Maryon Pearson > > > > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. > > --if you want anything done, ask a woman. > > > > -Margaret Thatcher- > > > > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for > > advice on how to combine marriage and a career. > > > > -Gloria Steinem- > > > > > > I never married, because there was no need. > > I have three pets at home which > > answer the same purpose as a husband. > > I have a dog that growls every morning, > > a parrot that swears all afternoon, > > and a cat that comes home late every night. > > > > -Marie Corelli- > > > > > > If men can run the world, why can't > > they stop wearing neckties? > > How intelligent is it to start the day > > by tying a noose around your neck? > > > > -Linda Ellerbee- > > > > > > I am a marvelous housekeeper. > > Every time I leave a man I keep his house. > > > > -Zsa Zsa Gabor- > > > > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior > > without your permission. > > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted March 2, 2004 Whatever women must do they must do > > twice as well as men to be thought half as good. > > Luckily, this is not difficult ----- HeHeHe..I like that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raxmah Posted March 2, 2004 I never married, because there was no need. > > I have three pets at home which > > answer the same purpose as a husband. > > I have a dog that growls every morning, > > a parrot that swears all afternoon, > > and a cat that comes home late every night. > > > > -Marie Corelli- basically men are just like hmmmm you figure out I am a marvelous housekeeper. > > Every time I leave a man I keep his house. > > > > -Zsa Zsa Gabor- LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted March 2, 2004 Whatever women must do they must do > > twice as well as men to be thought half as good. > > Luckily, this is not difficult ----- HeHeHe..I like that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haneefah Posted March 3, 2004 > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed > > to put my breast in an envelope and send > > it to someone. > > > > -Jan King- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb > > women, but you hardly ever see a smart > > woman with a dumb guy. > > > > - Erica Jong- > > So true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted March 3, 2004 what's the pt of this topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyDotNet Posted March 3, 2004 QAC QAC... just abit of a laugh...We don't tolerate male bashing in da women section Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted March 3, 2004 > > When women are depressed they > > either eat or go shopping. Men invade > > another country. > > > > -Elayne Boosler that is unjust,they eat while we fight lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
