Somalicentric. Posted October 20, 2010 Qaxooti Resume (this is what boredom leads to) < !-- blog body --> Resume eh.......well waa kan resumekeyga: Khadijo Xaaji Xassan Xumo1432 Jokoriye Istreet Abaramenti 14JuqJuqow City, Somalia 15874 Objective: To get my isbonsar, i mean to get a sip of dat corporate shaah noh, do what i do noh, Education: Dhimbil High School Class of 67' Afgooye, Somalia Dhambas Community College Major: Xan Minor: Sixir 1989 Gaariso, Kenya Digfir Hustlin' Iskool: Certified to hustle uunsi, bir canjeero, and gofernmenti cheese 1996 Colombus, Ohiyo Employment: Xaawo Hambo House of Malawax: Salis Associate: i makis malawax, and shaah Dhoodle Dhigaag and Buskut: Kastumar Rebresentatif: Assisti in salis of buskut Jak iyo Jan Dhooli Riffin' Faktory: Head Dhooli Riffer: I riffis dhooli Selfi Employmenti since 1997; i sellis daah iyo carpeti, i sellis dirac iyo guntiino, i sellis sabuun iyo saliid mac saro; i am whole sale saller, you know, i gif it to you like ta firsti of the month noh Hobbies: Watchin' aroos video's, blayin' gariir behind eedo's guri, mackin xaaji's at the ceyr office, blayin' turub at the marfish shopis Reference: Afar Indhood: knowis me for sadax yearis we rif dhooli together Tel: 2869574 Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace. I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muriidi Posted October 21, 2010 .. lol .. you deserve one them companies that people say : "the company runs itself" you should meet with your local "xawaalo" and also discuss where to book trips to jabho&qabyaalo-land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted October 21, 2010 Wax Muriidi ka qosolsiiye, that made him for a second forget his deliberately projected SOL persona, wax ayaa ku jirto. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somalina Posted October 21, 2010 Saan u qosley, waa kala jar jarey xataa qeyb walba sida iiga qosol siisey. ------- lol@ Objective: To get my isbonsar, i mean to get a sip of dat corporate shaah noh, do what i do noh. @Digfir Hustlin' Iskool: Certified to hustle uunsi, bir canjeero, and gofernmenti cheese 1996 Colombus, Ohiyo lmao@Hobbies: Watchin' aroos video's, blayin' gariir behind eedo's guri, mackin xaaji's at the ceyr office, blayin' turub at the marfish shopis rofl@Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace. roflcopter@I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis _______ This resume inspired me to write something, thanx for the laughs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oz Posted October 21, 2010 I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis [Cool] Classic SC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahaan Posted October 21, 2010 Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted March 28, 2012 ^^ :D Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted March 28, 2012 :D :D looooooooooool this is priceless. very creative too. @we rif dhooli togather and head dolli riffer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted March 28, 2012 Jacaylbaro, waa maxay dee ma laba jeer baad isla sheeko ku qoslyaysaa? That is against the SOL rules! Soo digan mar hore qoslay. Jacaylbaro: :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinbir Majabe Posted March 28, 2012 Abtigiis;810936 wrote: Jacaylbaro, waa maxay dee ma laba jeer baad isla sheeko ku qoslyaysaa? That is against the SOL rules! Soo digan mar hore qoslay. Qosolka xitaa sharci aa ka yaalo, laakiin JB dabeecadiisa aa sidaa iska ah, la yaab malahan. (40,700 posts 3 marki loo qeybsho, qeyb waa qosol, qeybna waa Bacaaaac, qeybta soo hartana waa marmarka qaar oo odayga xikmado laga helo!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted March 28, 2012 haha had a good laugh. You wrote this when you were bored?? you are talented!!.. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites