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Qaxooti Resume (this is what boredom leads to) :D

 

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Resume eh.......well waa kan resumekeyga:

 

 

 

Khadijo Xaaji Xassan Xumo1432 Jokoriye Istreet Abaramenti 14JuqJuqow City, Somalia 15874

 

 

 

Objective: To get my isbonsar, i mean to get a sip of dat corporate shaah noh, do what i do noh,

 

 

 

Education:

 

 

 

Dhimbil High School Class of 67' Afgooye, Somalia

 

Dhambas Community College Major: Xan Minor: Sixir 1989 Gaariso, Kenya

 

Digfir Hustlin' Iskool: Certified to hustle uunsi, bir canjeero, and gofernmenti cheese 1996 Colombus, Ohiyo

 

 

 

Employment:

 

 

 

Xaawo Hambo House of Malawax: Salis Associate: i makis malawax, and shaah

 

Dhoodle Dhigaag and Buskut: Kastumar Rebresentatif: Assisti in salis of buskut

 

Jak iyo Jan Dhooli Riffin' Faktory: Head Dhooli Riffer: I riffis dhooli

 

Selfi Employmenti since 1997; i sellis daah iyo carpeti, i sellis dirac iyo guntiino, i sellis sabuun iyo saliid mac saro; i am whole sale saller, you know, i gif it to you like ta firsti of the month noh

 

 

 

Hobbies: Watchin' aroos video's, blayin' gariir behind eedo's guri, mackin xaaji's at the ceyr office, blayin' turub at the marfish shopis

 

 

 

Reference: Afar Indhood: knowis me for sadax yearis we rif dhooli together Tel: 2869574

 

Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace.

 

 

 

I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis :cool:

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Muriidi   

.. lol ..

 

you deserve one them companies that people say :

 

"the company runs itself"

 

you should meet with your local "xawaalo" and also discuss where to book trips to jabho&qabyaalo-land

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Somalina   

Saan u qosley, waa kala jar jarey xataa qeyb walba sida iiga qosol siisey.

 

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lol@ Objective: To get my isbonsar, i mean to get a sip of dat corporate shaah noh, do what i do noh.

 

:D:D @Digfir Hustlin' Iskool: Certified to hustle uunsi, bir canjeero, and gofernmenti cheese 1996 Colombus, Ohiyo

 

lmao@Hobbies: Watchin' aroos video's, blayin' gariir behind eedo's guri, mackin xaaji's at the ceyr office, blayin' turub at the marfish shopis

 

rofl@Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace.

 

roflcopter@I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis

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This resume inspired me to write something, thanx for the laughs.

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Oz   

I am ferry qualified womanis, i am hardi worker, i hafi hook up in 24 countries; i knowis i am fly i gotis wings like balambaalis [Cool]

:D:D:D:D:D Classic SC

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Ismahaan   

Tufax Ekisbaration: She my subervisarad fromis Xaawo Hambo house of Malawax: i knowis her for 6 yearis Tele: She no hafi telefonis you isbot her at the aroos blace.

:D:D

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Abtigiis   

Jacaylbaro, waa maxay dee ma laba jeer baad isla sheeko ku qoslyaysaa? That is against the SOL rules!

 

Soo digan mar hore qoslay.

 

Jacaylbaro:
:D
:D
:D

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Abtigiis;810936 wrote:
Jacaylbaro, waa maxay dee ma laba jeer baad isla sheeko ku qoslyaysaa? That is against the SOL rules!

 

Soo digan mar hore qoslay.

Qosolka xitaa sharci aa ka yaalo, :D laakiin JB dabeecadiisa aa sidaa iska ah, la yaab malahan. (40,700 posts 3 marki loo qeybsho, qeyb waa qosol, qeybna waa Bacaaaac, qeybta soo hartana waa marmarka qaar oo odayga xikmado laga helo!) :D

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