Women Vocabulary

[Juxa]

^^^^^^^^^^^looooooooooooooooooool

ar iga tag, mijn goederen maxaa ku tusay? ar bal daya ninkan gardaradiisa :rolleyes: i demand justice :mad:

 

trouwens met mij gaat het goed?alxamdulilah. *** is het met jouw familie? en ik denk dat je gelijk hebt. je hebt beslist meer les nodig tot dat je de NLse taal goed beheert

[- Femme -]

Qacbaro ur wish is my command.......

 

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN (once u understand what they hell theyre saying)

 

"Let's take your car."

Really means...."Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."

 

"Woman driver."

Really means...."Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures, and has a better driving record than I have."

 

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."

Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW nust fine."

 

"Its a guy thing"

Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

 

"Can I help with dinner?"

Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

 

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."

Really mean....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

 

"Good idea."

Really means...."It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

 

"My wife doesnt understand me"

Really means...."She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

 

"It would take too long to explain."

Really means...."I have no idea how it works."

 

"I'm getting more exercise lately."

Really means...."The batteries in the remote are dead."

 

"We're going to be late."

Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

 

"You cook just like my mother used to."

Really means...."She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

 

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

Really means.... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

 

"That's interesting, dear."

Really means...."Are you still talking?"

 

"You expect too much of me."

Really means...."You want me to stay awake."

 

"Its a really good movie"

Really means...."It's got guns, knives, blood, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

 

"That's women's work."

Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

 

"Will you marry me?"

Really means...."Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

 

"Go ask your mother."

Really means.... "I am incapable of making a decision."

 

"You know how bad my memory is."

Really means...."I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address and eye color of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

 

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."

Really means...."The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

 

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."

Really means...."I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

 

"I do help around the house."

Really means...."I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

 

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."

Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

 

"I can't find it."

Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely cueless."

 

"What did I do this time?"

Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

 

"What do you mean, you need new clothes?"

Really means...."You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."

 

"She's one of those rabid feminists."

Really means...."She refused to make my coffee."

 

"But I hate to go shopping."

Really means...."I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."

 

"No, I left plenty of gas in the car."

Really means...."You may actually get it to start."

 

"I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys."

Really means...."I am planning on chewing jad and putting myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, pre-evolutionary companions."

 

"I heard you." Really means...."I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

 

"You know I could never love anyone else."

Really means...."I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

 

"You look terrific."

Really means...."Oh, God, please don't let her try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

 

"I missed you."

Really means...."I can't find any clean socks, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper."

 

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."

Really means...."No one will ever see us alive again."

 

"We share the housework."

Really means...."I make the messes, she cleans them up."

 

"This relationship is getting too serious."

Really means...."I'm starting to like you more than my car."

 

"I recycle."

Really means.... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."

 

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."

Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

 

" It sure snowed last night"

Really means...."I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now."

 

"I don't need to read the instructions."

Really means...."I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

 

"I'll fix the garbage disposal later."

Really means...."If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one."

 

"I broke up with her."

Really means.... "She dumped me."

 

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."

Really means...."Let's go someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

[LayZie G.]

My goodness, this is unbelievable, y'all have so much time on your hands, its almost too good to be true that a human being can have this time much freed up time.

 

Are you pple that bored to the point were y'all gotta post up identical threads, just for the purpose of filtering this corner and others.

 

Atleast come up with your own ideas, na mean.

 

It's one thing to post a thread for the sake of posting, but to go out of your ways and start the same subjects that are already being discussed, unbelievable and a waste of time...but then again, time is in your side, you can spare some time, can't u???

 

KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB, won't U???

[Jacaylbaro]

Heey All,

 

sheekada si fiicanay u socotaa baan idin dhahay

 

soo wad hee,,,, it's good to even hear from women,,,,,

 

Thanks all

[Qac Qaac]

Jacaylbaro.... u still need more.. maxaa ku daaray adi.

[Valenteenah.]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[nuune]

^^^^^ brwqo horta adiga huruuf badanidaa waaba kaa yaabee, indhaha lee maroojisaa markiin ku arko 24ka qaaxood(saacadood),

[Qac Qaac]

Amee isha timo ka galeen gawerta (gabadha) as boolbaro would say...

[Jacaylbaro]

Originally posted by Qacbaro:

Jacaylbaro.... u still need more.. maxaa ku daaray adi.

Qacbaro,, see waaye adi,, wax maa ka dhow weli see waaye adiga.

 

dhaaf dadka ha soo wadeen,,,, Women Vocabulary, Men vocabulary, etc.

[Qac Qaac]

Haye hee u guys heard the man.. wadaa sheekadaa. illaa kor kor loo ooyo.