BORN_BRANIAC Posted April 14, 2003 None what they said about Scorpio is true. How close are they on your sign? Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you do not pay attention to anyone or anything. Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are d*ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipsh*t. Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like h*ll. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a d*mned communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap b*stard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh*t. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Mostleos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherf*ckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh*t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f*cking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality.If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your totallack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of[censored]. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickensh*t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoMa_InC Posted April 14, 2003 Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of[censored]. I dont believe diz..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadbrain Posted April 14, 2003 Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh*t. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. lol that is so true the last bit, "Everyone in prison is a Cancer. i'm speaking from Long Beach Prison (USA) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted April 14, 2003 Well that sounds about right, me in prison (what for?) for being too nice?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honesita Posted April 14, 2003 I'm a capricorn....and hell no i aint killing my self....!!! Salaamz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted April 14, 2003 Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh*t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f*cking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. lol...lol dang!!!I fall a sleep?!!!who knew!! The rest is some what true except for the part that says i'm unemotional...used to be but now i'm like a freaking well of emotions. peace and luv Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 14, 2003 another dose of a bitter horoscope? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 14, 2003 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your totallack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered. LOL, gosh who knew!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 14, 2003 I guess it doesn't help that i want to be a lawyer one day............just when i was getting tired of telling ppl that all lawyers aren't bad, they go and put this out..............THANKS!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted April 14, 2003 What SIGN? All is this is GAALO SH!t! I WAS BORN IN ISLAMIC CALENDER..do yuo have anything with islamic calender? So to to HEEL with all this GRAB! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakuur99 Posted April 14, 2003 Since when did we became in to signs? and does it really matter? I'd rather use my brain some thing more meaningful. Later Nomad:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted April 14, 2003 That hurt loool wait wat am i...a unrealistic,bankrupt, whorish person ! I dont know wat to say..lol only that it is so far from the truth than anything in this world..well maybe the bankrupt one is sorta true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armstrong Posted April 14, 2003 FOR THOSE WHO NEVER KNEW HOROSCOPES = SHIRK ! WE ARE MUSLIM AND BELIEVE NOT IN STARS BUT IN DIVINE PREORDAINMENT (QADAR) THAT IS TO SAY WHATEVER HAPPENS MUST COME TO PASS. FOR EXAMPLE IF ONE WAS MEANT TO MARRY HE OR SHE WILL REGARDLESS. EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN BY ALLAH IN AL LAUX MAXFUZ (PRESERVED TABLET). ALL THAT WAS, IS TO BE, AND HAS BEEN IS WRITTEN. REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU DO YOU WILL GET WHAT IS WRITTEN FOR YOU. EVIDENCE: READ KITAABU TAWHID BY SHEIKH MUHAMMAD IBN ABDULWAHHAB, PUBLISHED BY DARUSALAAM. QUOTES EVIDENCE FROM QURAN AND SUNNAH. JAZZAKA ALLAHU KHAIR :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 14, 2003 there are 11 extra days in the islamic calender, so u are all actually older than u think when yr 33 u will actually be 36!hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adna Posted April 14, 2003 salaamz to all,,,,,I thinks i'm around here,,,,my birthday will be coming in couple of days ,,, hmm,,,, Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like h*ll. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a d*mned communist.,,, but i don't beleive this crap so hope you good luck guys peace and love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
