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Why can't Black kids find work?

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erm, it's only for the brits here.

 

Meaning, you need 5 A-C GCSEs to get a job, and since there's a large number of Poles here, polish lang will probably be added to the curriculum. Sooo, black kids have no chance of gettin a C in polish GCSE.

 

or somethin like that.

 

Explain geeljire. :S

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i respect the poles! they are willing to work long hours and for little money. black people are lazy and not willing to contribute to society. they wanna cut corners at every given opportunity. and they blame everything on discrimination! pathetic!

 

the UK is a meritocractic society! if you work hard, you will get the benefits!

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:D:D Abu GJ,

 

obviously its not good to stereotype people but i think we can agree that certain black people are lazier than others.

 

I am not a racist but black people including somali people are forever complaining of not getting enough. well the poles dont complain, having said that i think we understand the reason behind black people laziness!

 

as for somali people, they come from a broken and nomadic society. coming to a post-industrial society its not gonna be easy to integrate. the poles come from a functioning society with the rule of law. i can understand old somali immigrants having problems finding jobs but we have been in the west for over 20 years now and there are no excuses for young people not finding jobs.

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