Mr Qaad iyo Miss AROOS

[Crystal_Clear]

You can make a differnce Jecelo!

by being open minded

by getting rid of that Green hat

and stop hacking ppls topics!

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooool ,,,,,,,,, we can do it together

[Crystal_Clear]

!inaa!!aadero,Wacadalee "fareet" ayaa tahey!

[Jacaylbaro]

hahahaha ,,, looooooooool ,,

[Hunguri]

Jacaylbro, Ka faadiidayso fursadaada qaaliga ah . Mar danbe kusoo maryso lool

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooool .... inanta ii dhaaf niyow fursad iyo caliyo layne

[nimo]

Asalamu aleikum.

 

Crystal_Clear sista iga aamus waad iga qoslisee! Markey soomaaliya nabad noqoto inshallah waxaanu kuu dooran wasiirka qooyska soomaalida, gurl dadbaad soomaalida ka soo saari lahayd. waan kugu raacsanahay erayadaada.

 

By the way u can't promise to be 100% of what u discribed in yr last post but i think you can try atleast and thats what al somalis should do.

 

Soomaaliyey nabad iyo isjaceyl

[Som@li]

lloooooooooool

[Crystal_Clear]

Every should start by having a Positive Attitude!!

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooool@wasiirka qoyska

 

 

I second that idea ,,,,,,,,,

[Nephissa]

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear:

Marian buufis: Haalow!MR 991

 

991 operator: you called 911, state your emergency please.

 

Marian buufis: sorry i was just kidding i wanted to scare my kusband, he coming home late every weekend, smelling like qaad!sorry !

 

911 operator: Ma'ame this is not a joke, if you do this again we will arrest you, is that understood!. (she hangs up)

 

M: see! see! i called the pooolis!

(where he go?)

(kusband long gone on the free way , calling his buddy on his mobile)

 

Kusband: waar,,baaloo! waar naagtii 911 ee iku wacadey! passportkeka ee diiyarii,,cawaan surka kaa jarayaa wasaqata!ani 911 iku wacdey..ani 911 iku wacdey(he repeats him self 10times )

 

The friend: Waar ninyahow nagaahan deb-baadana, sxbo..please mintada(knife) suurka ooga jartiid,,anigna ee keen sxbo ana teeda rabo inaa suurka kaa jaaro

 

Kusband: (they both laugh at the though)...waar-waa-siidass..ahahaahahha

..feerii jamaco!

...magalada qaad maa-yaalaa maanta?

 

(now i can stay out for a whole week) yeeeeey!

 

MB:(calls her friend)...naaaa..casho..naa maanta kii! caraaryey

A: what happen,,

MB: waa kaa cabsiiyey xaariifka! i pretended to call 911 and he ran out the house !, marka he knows am mad at him, he will come running back,,and he will apoligize, than next weekend he will watch the kids.

which means we can go to the wedding on next weekend and the after party...yyyyyeeey!

A: allah marianeyyyy aqlii badaneda walaaley!!naaa let me call you back,, i'll do the same..

 

 

baalaayoooooooooo!

, how did I miss this thread.

[Jacaylbaro]

You always miss the good threads dee ,,,,

[Malika]

This hilarious thread came to mind,after my meeting with the men in the community yesterday.

 

I asked,what do they think is the main causes of the high rate of divorce in our community.

 

They all looked serious,and one of them said..erm,here women dont cook,and if they cook they dont serve and if they serve they dont clear/wash the dishes...An uproar between them,all in agreement.If only women knew their places,meaning if they were attentive to them they would have been better husband and divorce would have not been so high.

 

, at that point,I realised I better carry on,as I was the only woman there...And some of them looked like they havent slept for days,didnt want to go home without my eyes.

[cynical lady]

Malika- men in your house? How, what? Where is the cyber-xalaal police?

 

p.s mwah mpenzi hali vipi?

[Malika]

^Mwhaaaaaaaah! come here you *hugs CL*

 

Mpenzi, hali nzuri sana, ulikuwa wapi? We missed you dear.

 

LOL@cyber-xalaal police? I believe they are on holiday..lol