Crystal_Clear Posted March 26, 2007 Marian buufis: Haalow!MR 991 991 operator: you called 911, state your emergency please. Marian buufis: sorry i was just kidding i wanted to scare my kusband, he coming home late every weekend, smelling like qaad!sorry ! 911 operator: Ma'ame this is not a joke, if you do this again we will arrest you, is that understood!. (she hangs up) M: see! see! i called the pooolis! (where he go?) (kusband long gone on the free way , calling his buddy on his mobile) Kusband: waar,,baaloo! waar naagtii 911 ee iku wacadey! passportkeka ee diiyarii,,cawaan surka kaa jarayaa wasaqata!ani 911 iku wacdey..ani 911 iku wacdey(he repeats him self 10times ) The friend: Waar ninyahow nagaahan deb-baadana, sxbo..please mintada(knife) suurka ooga jartiid,,anigna ee keen sxbo ana teeda rabo inaa suurka kaa jaaro Kusband: (they both laugh at the though)...waar-waa-siidass..ahahaahahha ..feerii jamaco! ...magalada qaad maa-yaalaa maanta? (now i can stay out for a whole week) yeeeeey! MB:(calls her friend)...naaaa..casho..naa maanta kii! caraaryey A: what happen,, MB: waa kaa cabsiiyey xaariifka! i pretended to call 911 and he ran out the house !, marka he knows am mad at him, he will come running back,,and he will apoligize, than next weekend he will watch the kids. which means we can go to the wedding on next weekend and the after party...yyyyyeeey! A: allah marianeyyyy aqlii badaneda walaaley!!naaa let me call you back,, i'll do the same.. baalaayoooooooooo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted March 26, 2007 LoooooooooL@CC adiga dhan maajaliyo socda taahe. Hook up with Xuluxa to bring us a Somali soap opera. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yaabka-Yaabkiis Posted March 27, 2007 loooooooooool..that is exactly what they do.. Yaabka-Yaabkiis p s sorry hadii nin meshaan loo ogeleen...WOMEN forum, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Lily- Posted March 27, 2007 ani 911 iku wacdey(he repeats him self 10times ) That is halarious, if a bit of a violent exchange. I wonder if such characters really exist CC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Nomadique- Posted March 27, 2007 LOL Crystal Clear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 27, 2007 loooooooooooooooooool ........ waar maxaa kala haysta Why la isu qabaa horta hadii isaguna is going for a free week and she is going for a free weekend ???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intel Posted March 27, 2007 Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Why la isu qabaa horta hadii isaguna is going for a free week and she is going for a free weekend ???? whats wrong with that sxb.. isqabku waa 50/50 nooh they cook we eat, we dirty it they clean, they iron it we wrinkle it.. BTW i don't like the way CC portrays faaraxs as brainless twits :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 27, 2007 loooooooooooooooool .... so we stay one week together and separate for another week coz it is 50%50 ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted March 27, 2007 with the likes of your response rokko dear, i can see why she would point out the obvious fact of the state of a farah's brain! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted March 27, 2007 Qof walba waxbaa u daran, dheh. Qaad ama aroos. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunguri Posted March 27, 2007 The Kenyans call "Come we stay". Somaliduna hore ayay uga maahmaahday. Nin iyo Naagtiisu colna maaha nabadna maaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crystal_Clear Posted March 27, 2007 The divorce rate in our community is rapidly growing! yabka yabkiisa i have seen ayeeyo and awoowee getting divorced(and there youngest is 30 years old) i have seen a 15 year old Single mother( divorced) i have seen ppl married one weekend and the other weekend who got divorced(very common now) i have seen pregnant women getting married i have seen Pregnant women being divorced i have seen marriage and cheating become normal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alle-ubaahne Posted March 28, 2007 ^^And I have seen you trying to hook up with Ngonge! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yaabka-Yaabkiis Posted March 28, 2007 The divorce rate in our community is rapidly growing! yabka yabkiisa i have seen ayeeyo and awoowee getting divorced(and there youngest is 30 years old) i have seen a 15 year old Single mother( divorced) i have seen ppl married one weekend and the other weekend who got divorced(very common now) i have seen pregnant women getting married i have seen Pregnant women being divorced i have seen marriage and cheating become normal CC, Waqtigaa keenay, wax ma garatada ayaa intaa sameeso.. Yaabka-Yaabkiis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
