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Kool_Kat;192098 wrote:
**With my xishood koofid gees gees iigu jirto**

 

 

A finger goes in me...You fiddle with me when you'r bored...The best man always had me first...
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What am I?

 

A Wedding Ring, duh!!!

 

Cicero;192097 wrote:
Oh what the hell. Let me indulge you.

 

"I'm warm, wet, and people come inside me". What am I? Swimming pool.

 

*plays the trumpet: wa wa wa*

 

Almost as unfunny as Jay Leno.
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Juje;192107 wrote:
That's it...

easy now....

use all pressure....

open your legs wide

and give me all you got can

until you are relieved....

 

 

I'm a toilet seat after all

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My woman comes up to me, and says "take off my drape" so i took off her drape. Then, she said, "Take off my gogorad and diraac." So i took off her gogorad and diraac. "Take off my kabo." I took off her kabo. "Now my Bra and kastuumo nigis" I took them all off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again.

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