5 Posted January 23, 2010 Wow Kool Kat, I didn't know you spoke the language of the turtles! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sherban Shabeel Posted January 23, 2010 Originally posted by 2+2=5: Must be all that stuff that you're growing messing up with your head! BUMP! People think I'm a vagabond but it's not 100% true. P.S.: The only things I grow are rose bushes, catnip, woodland berries, elderberry trees and hopefully a cherry tree and a magnolia that I'll plant in spring IA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eng.Cadde Posted January 25, 2010 caadi maahan lol.laughing @ the ring.found this from somewhere.a little test can you tell what kind of word is this? 1-It is a four word letter 2-It is used for a woman. 3-It ends in the letters U-N-T. it is AUNT! and not what you were probably thinking! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 25, 2010 I must have had a dirty mind here ,,,, hehehehe ,,, good one eng Cadde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiil Cusub Posted February 1, 2010 Look good this pic what do u see And this one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted February 1, 2010 Aaway bajaq yaashii aniga mar kaste bushimaha banbiirada iyo ilka digirka igu soo taagi Jiray mar ale markaan wax saqajaanimo soo qoro... I guess y'all went bad now yaah??? If I started this topic, i'm sure the admin would have a full mail lool.... JB how do you do it saaxiib? Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 1, 2010 Waar this has nothing to do with saqajaanimo ,,,,, Only dirty minded ppl will have problems and the admin is not ,,, I'm not so sure about those last photos though ,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 2, 2010 If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted June 9, 2010 Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." ..... His hand moves to her breast.... She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful". . His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." .. But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote." ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MZanzi Posted June 9, 2010 What Gets Longer When Pulled, Fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND works best when it is jerked? A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted October 17, 2010 what's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives girls crazy?.................................... . . . . . . . . MONEY!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted October 17, 2010 Girl's first time It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he pproaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nin-Yaaban Posted October 18, 2010 LoL Jacyl caadi matihid runtii. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 10, 2010 When I Go In I Might Cause Pain. I Cause You To Spit And Ask You Not To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I? A Dentist ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 20, 2010 desires to feel the hard pressures of your hot pulsating, vibrating, soothing, relief that only you can satisfy... aah, i love my showers . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
