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Cicero   

Oh what the hell. Let me indulge you.

 

"I'm warm, wet, and people come inside me". What am I? Swimming pool.

 

*plays the trumpet: wa wa wa*

 

Almost as unfunny as Jay Leno. redface.gif

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Kool_Kat   

**With my xishood koofid gees gees iigu jirto**

 

 

A finger goes in me...You fiddle with me when you'r bored...The best man always had me first... redface.gif

 

What am I?

 

A Wedding Ring, duh!!!

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Originally posted by Cara.:

Are you chatting with 13 year olds again
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:D:D

 

We should call dateline :D:D

 

 

Reading above comments, something is either going in somewhere, disappearing, or whatever. You could tell dirty joke without disappearing act :Dicon_razz.gif

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Juxa   

subxanallah! i wish i could get my budh and garaacid you with it repeatedly

 

kk how could you?

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peasant   

^ Budh is more like a baseball bat or a heavy stick and in Southern dialect it is known as Bur or Garuun. Garaacid is to get beat down...the root word is garaac.

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Kool_Kat   

Originally posted by Juxa:

subxanallah! i wish i could get my budh and garaacid you with it repeatedly

 

kk how could you?

Budh iyo garaacid kuguma ogeyn, I guess some of Ibti's violence behaviour rubbed off on you woo ma'aha? :mad:

 

How could I what?

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Juje   

That's it...

easy now....

use all pressure....

open your legs wide

and give me all you got can

until you are relieved....

 

 

I'm a toilet seat after all

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