Somali Tourist Promotional Video

[cynical lady]

[Haatu]

wewe mjinka sana.

[Che -Guevara]

Not particularly funny :rolleyes:

 

 

Haatu--waryee af Muslin ama afgaal ku hadal.

[Haatu]

I believe that famous phrase was said concerning your lot, dear lad. Tis a joke for you to utter it against me boy.

 

It was along the lines of what you said.

[Malika]

^No it wasnt. You called CL ******.

 

CL dear,why be so mean? - actually once you get over the wounded pride one can see the funny bit.

[Che -Guevara]

Haatu-Sayidka never knew any ciyaal xaafaad. How could that phrase relate to my "lot"?

[Haatu]

When I say your lot, I don't mean ciyaalka xaafadda but you know, people from your area. Anyway, let's not get political

 

Malika, ever heard of Soko Mjinka?

[Malika]

^ ,yeah - maa mjinga ayaa weli ledahay? she will come back and skin you alive..lol

[Che -Guevara]

Haatu-nothing political but what area are you talking-I have been rumored to be from so many areas of Somalia. You will have to be specific

 

Malika....Bal adaa afjinigaan taqaantidey maxuu cl ku yiri Haatu?

[Haatu]

Malika, CL is only CL. Besides, what could possibly go wrong when I won't understand her Swahili anyway?

 

Che, I'm not talking about qolodaada (I know it anyway but not a lot do - blame nuune ), I'm on about your beloved city area.

[Che -Guevara]

^I wasn't talking about qolodeeda and no, Nuune doesn't know it.If you are talking about Xamar, ciyaal xaafad and xamar are one and the same.

[cynical lady]

Mpumbavu utamjua tu, kiswahili haki wezi lakini bado. Hatuu jifunze luga kwanzaa alafu rudi.

 

Mpendwa hali nawe? P.s sibabaeshwe na mlendo shoga.

 

P.s.s mpendwa mean, me? Never. And it’s funny, you just refuse to admit it.

 

Che- why not?

[Che -Guevara]

^You are mocking my countrymen and women misery now? Sijui waaaxid.

[cynical lady]

Hell yes I am, and I can. What are you going to do about it… haa haaa haa!!! P.s I am sijui and proud, don’t care for the waxiid part though. * starts singing mwimbo wa taifa.

 

Che-unbutton that macawiis dear and Chillax. Laugh cause it is funny.

[Che -Guevara]

Waraa Haatu raali noqo-compare to cl, nin tol ah baatahey

 

 

cl-I wear sharwaal khamiis my dear or the pajamas as my nephew calls it.