Too much trivia

[Luggooyo]

Some weird stuff

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

> > animals must be female.

> > Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like

> > THAT makes sense.)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,

> > but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.

> > He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different

> > reversed?)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >

> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse

> than

> > "going blind!")

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own

> weight

> > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

> > (From drinking little bottles of....? ------did the govt. pay for this

> > research??)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

> > and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex

> > for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden

> > for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job

> > anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this?)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

> > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

> > The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner

> > desired.

> >

> > (Ah! Justice!)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical

> > fish stores. (But of course!)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

> > first time this happens,

> > her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at

> > the thought.)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who

> volunteers

> > for this stuff?)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

> woman

> > and her daughter at the same time.

> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this

law?)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with

one

> > exception:

> > prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places

> where

> > alcoholic beverages

> > are sold for consumption on the premises."

> > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

> > (I know some people like that)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > Starfish don't have brains.

> > (I know some people like that, too.)

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their

> > butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?)

> >

> > Where are the applications for Guam?

>

[Juxa]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this is what i call makin an entrance bang bang

 

u had me going kikixkixkix, bt some of those laws were fantastico, like the wife killin her husband bare hand. dont underestimate naag xanaaqsan.

belo belo

[AYOUB]

> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

> > first time this happens,

> > her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

Who doesn't? :confused:

[-Serenity-]

^^ Yeah.. I thought that was far out too. *considers relocating to HK* ... justice indeed

[Reality Check]

That's it, I'm moving to Hong Kong!

[SCORPION_SISTA]

Maybe those laws were written but I would assume they are quiet pre-dated to possibly thousands of years...So I wouldn't put my hopes on them still being applicable particularly after the age of enlightenment…And probably countries don’t dust their laws because they assume people have common sense although that is a big question…bee bye

 

Ps. this a side notice, I found it interesting that this topic was first posted almost excatly a year ago this month

[AYOUB]

D A

Why do I believe you are THE ONE more likely to go to Hong Kong than 7 0f 9?

[OG Moti]

Does Guam require a Visa? is it easy to find the job from the time of landing? I am willing to work overtime, and i am not too fuzzy about the salary... are the roads good enough to travel many areas in one day? Do they have Coca Cola?

peace

[Juxa]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ilaahay shartaada hana agmarsho, i expected this. tut tut tut tut :rolleyes:

[AYOUB]

OG Moti

Keep the charity work hush hush saxiib. I suggest you delete that.

[OG Moti]

^^^guys why are you so green minded.. all i wanted to say is the country is beautiful and I wanted to see the nature.. the man mentioned travelling.. i am into travelling.. Somali people stop being Green minded.. and look the bright side of everyone's words.. peace

[AYOUB]

^^Thats what I was talking about too, what did think?

[Reality Check]

Originally posted by AYOUB_SHEIKH:

D A

Why do I believe you are THE ONE more likely to go to Hong Kong than 7 0f 9?

Before you get the wrong idea, I am going to Hong Kong because of its flourishing economy and active city life.

 

[Valenteenah.]

Gabdho, bal isuga...I need to pack my bags and get the visa first, then its off to HONG KONG! Yeeha!

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

Acuudu Bilaah...never in my wildest thoughts did I think bestiality was legal anywhere! :eek: :eek:

[Luggooyo]

saxib, you don't even need a visa, all you have to say is "You are going to apply for THAT job !!

 

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse

> than

> > "going blind!")

 

I wonder who does it in public?