THE HUSBAND STORE!

[Wiilo]

THE HUSBAND STORE!

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a

woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in

positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor

you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,

you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 : These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's

better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So,

up she goes.

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 : These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's

further up?"And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 : These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely

good-looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

 

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 : These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking

and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be

more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 : These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,

help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think? what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

 

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 : You are visitor 89,012,996 to this floor. There are no

men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store, and have a nice day.

 

Y'all read this article, i loughted so hard when i saw it.....

 

Go figure:........

[BOB]

Wiilo,

 

I wish i knew that before because otherwise I wouldn't have been admired in my presence and betrayed in my absence.

 

thanks for sharing it with us my Sister.

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Ilhaan M.]

Asc wr wb. Nice Article sis. I laughed a lot when done reading. I think those women are women who luck faith "iimaan". There is nothing wrong with finding the person whom U think U can share Ur life with. The one that has all that U r looking for in a man, but one should be realistic about their priority. The most important, to me, is that the man has Akhlaaq and that he practices Islam. The rest should not be that long of a list. Everybody knows what's best for them, but remember to always have faith in Allah.

[RendezVous]

Originally posted by Ilhaan M.:

I think those women are women who luck faith "iimaan". There is nothing wrong with finding the person whom U think U can share Ur life with. The one that has all that U r looking for in a man, but one should be realistic about their priority. The most important, to me, is that the man has Akhlaaq and that he practices Islam. The rest should not be that long of a list. Everybody knows what's best for them, but remember to always have faith in Allah.

Sis Ilhaan, maashalallah it was worth you scribed..you sound perfect.It seems looong since we heard the writings of a perfect xaliimo..Guess what?

 

for u...By the way this thread should have been in jokes.. ama niaje mabesteee..?

[Naasir]

lol