For some, English is not easy

[-Lily-]

A friend of mine forwarded this and I thought it was funny:

 

> >English around the world

>(For Some, English is not Easy)

>

>In a Bangkok temple:

> "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A

>MAN."

>

>Cocktail lounge, Norway:

>"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

>

>Doctors office, Rome:

>"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

>

>Dry cleaners, Bangkok:

>"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

>

>In a Nairobi restaurant:

>"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE

>OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

>

>On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving

>Nairobi.

>"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

>

>On a poster at Kencom:

>"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

>

>In a City restaurant:

>"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

>

>In a cemetery:

>"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN

>GRAVES."

>

>Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

>"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHERDISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN

>BED."

>

>On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

>"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

>

>In a Tokyo bar:

>"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

>

>Hotel, Yugoslavia:

>"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE

>CHAMBERMAID."

>

>Hotel, Japan:

>"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

>

>In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

>"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET

>COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

>

>A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

>"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE

>OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT

>UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

>

>Hotel, Zurich:

>"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

>IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS

>PURPOSE."

>

>Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

>"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN *** ?"

>

>Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

> "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

>

>A laundry in Rome:

> "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A

>GOOD TIME"

[Ibtisam]

loool that was sooooooooo funny

 

In a Bangkok temple:

> "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A

>MAN."

###

 

 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

> "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

which is true most of teh time!!

 

 

In a cemetery:

>"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN

>GRAVES."

>

>Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

>"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHERDISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN

>BED."

loooooooooooooool

 

thanks love, for sharing

[Janna]

Classic.