Pujah Posted January 29, 2008 Written by Branden Hart Monday, 28 January 2008 At last, it's finally here (unless term limits are, God forbid, extended in the next year) – the final State of the Union Address by President George W. Bush. If you're like me, you are in a celebratory mood, because after eight years of hearing our elected leader speak about the strength of the Union, I'm ready for something different (even if it's just someone who looks different). Here are some highlights from the State of the Union Address: * Barack Obama reportedly ignores President Bush as he shakes hands with nearby Senators on his way to the podium. Perhaps Senator Obama is worried about getting his hands dirty. * Senator Ted Kennedy, after endorsing Barack Obama for the Presidency, appears very steady on his feet (of course, Barack is standing next to him, perhaps holding him up). * Nancy Pelosi talks about what an honor it is to present the President. Of course, it's just tradition, but I wonder how she could keep a straight face. * Cheney, glaring over Bush's shoulder, looks like he can't decide whether he's evil or constipated. * Bush says that the government is here to carry out the peoples' will. He doesn't keep a straight face. * “Yet we have unfinished business before us, and the American people expect us to get it done.” Actually, we'd rather you not have started the “project” in the first place. * Even Cheney looks surprised when Bush makes the understatement of the year, insisting the economy is undergoing a period of “uncertainty” instead of “a possibly crazy-*** recession.” * The Democrats don't seem impressed with Bush's joke about the IRS accepting checks and money orders. They also decide not to stretch their legs and join in the standing ovation when he says he thinks current tax relief policies should be made permanent. * On education: “...we must trust students to learn, if given the chance...” Let's get something straight: all kids “learn given the chance.” It's just that while some learn how to perform differential equations and speak Latin, others learn how to roll joints and make fake IDs. We can't trust students to learn, we have to provide them direction in their natural inclination to learn. * President Bush tries not to snicker when saying “Duty free.” * CNN chooses to air shots of sleeping senators—at least twice. * Hopefully, this is one of the last times we hear “nucular.” * Because hippies from the 60's are finally making money, members of the House and Senate all give a standing ovation when Bush talks about greenhouse gases (momentarily). * When highlighting recent scientific achievements that may put divisive issues concerning medical technology behind us, Bush says, “...we must also ensure that all life treated with the dignity it deserves.” What about all that brush you cut down in Crawford, Georgie? WHAT ABOUT THE BRUSH?!? * By the way, we're increasing troops to Afghanistan, but hey! At least it's not as much as the surge was last year. * And about that surge... “Al Qaeda is on the run in Iraq, and this enemy will be defeated.” * The President makes a pledge to the troops: “...in the fight ahead, you will have all you need to protect our nation.” Why didn't he give this pledge earlier? Oh, that's right—funding the way is up to Congress. His pledge doesn't mean a thing. * Iraq—well, I don't really hear anything different. The fact that he says we're “seeing some encouraging signs” isn't too...um...encouraging. Wasn't this supposed to be over years ago—an in and out type deal? * Hopefully this is one of the last times we'll hear “My fellow Amurcans.” * Regarding Iran, “Come clean about your 'nucular' intentions...” I guess I was wrong about “nucular.” * “We will protect our vital interests in the Persian Gulf.” And that would be oil, correct? * Nancy Pelosi is reading something... maybe a transcript of the speech? I've always thought a transcript would be nice while listening to Bush [try to] speak. * “...we've increased funding for veterans by more than 95 percent.” Well, there are quite a few more veterans after our years in Iraq and Afghanistan than there were when you took office—I HOPE spending has increased! * But finally, something I really believe in—more benefits for military families. Well, maybe there's something I can agree with him on besides the fact that Texas is pretty freakin' awesome. I've got to be honest, after seeing Bush speak over the years, he did a great job holding things together during this speech. You could tell that he was quite pleased with himself as well, as he could barely contain his trademark smirk during the final minutes. And perhaps, in the end, those of us who despise his policies will have to accept the fact that Bush may well be quite happy with himself and what he did. He may even think that everything he did was right. And what can we do about that? Continue to make our voices heard, no matter how futile it may seem sometimes. We must capitalize on our differences—not tear each other down—and the best way to do that is through responsible utility of the democratic process. Perhaps if we could embrace our differences, we could concentrate more on our shared strengths. Speaking of which, Obama and Bush just shook hands. God bless America. Transcript of the president's speech. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted January 29, 2008 I'm just glad his term is coming to an end. I have never paid any attention to what this man says. I watched the speech just little while, and then flipped to cartoon network. Tom and Jerry make more sense than him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted January 29, 2008 ^^LOL@Tommy and jerry they do make a lot more sense Actually have never watched any of his state of the union address. I always read the transcript the next day -------- “Al Qaeda is on the run in Iraq, and this enemy will be defeated.” G W Bush jan 29. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted January 29, 2008 ^I thought I was gonna read the transcript to you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted January 29, 2008 Bush sounded like a broken record, kept repeating baghdad, afghanistan etc. Ted CALOOLEY SURE MADE A STATEMENT SITTING BESIDE OBAMA. Hilary didn't look too happy, who could blame the lady. Obama rageesa waaye if he can control Hilary on thursday at the CA debates, but I doubt that very much. PS: I thought this being his last state of the union address, he would leave with a bang, but he was very disappointing to say the least. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
