Speeding Ticket

[mataan]

Hi fellow nomadz;

if u dont drive in accordance with the speed limitations this could be good 1 for ya, it is for me anyway, next time i am caught i'll try this 1.

 

A police officer pulled over a person who was speeding. The police officer walks up to the car and starts to talk to the man.

 

The cop says "Sir may i see your licence please."

The man says, "I don't have my licence officer."

The cop says, "You don't do you, well then let me see your registration."

The man say, "I don't have any registration, but wait let me see i think i saw it when i put my gun in the glove compartment"

The cop says pulling his gun out of its holster,"you gotta gun in the glove compartment?"

The man says, "Yeah, i used it to shoot the lady that i stole the car from".

The Cop says, "You shot a lady and stole her car."

The man says, "Yeah, shes in the trunk."

The cop Says, "you put the lady in the trunk?"

 

The cop thinks that he can't handle this by himself and calls in back up. The back up arrived and a police negotiator walks up to the car and talks to the man.

 

The negotiator says, "I understand you don't have your licence."

The man says, "What of course i have my licence."

The negotiator says,"You do then what about your registration?"

The man says, "Yep, i got that to its in my glove compartment."

The negotiator walks over and opens the glove compartement and to his surprise, the registration was in there and not a gun.

the negotiator says,"well what about the lady you stole the car from that you locked in the trunk?'

The man says, "Lady in the trunk what are you talking about?!"

The negotiator says, "Well one of the officers over there told me all of this stuff."

The man says, "well i bet that son-of-a-b***h told you i was speeding too!"

 

peace

[ARAWEELO]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMataan u cracked me up walaahi..............

I can't stop laughing everyone is looking at me Oh my God

[Simba]

AHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHA

[Taqwa]

For god sake's what is so funny?

[mataan]

salaams all;

 

taqwa;

i never seen anything that make u laugh...no offence brother.

salaama

[Ayaan8321]

LOOOOOOL..Dat was funny...Walaahi i should maybe try dat..coz i gotta habit of speeding up everytime.

[Hibo]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.... Mataan b4 I can get there.. my ass would be behind bars.... man I have been there..don't wanna go back..its freezing as hell!!

 

Taqwa: have humor for God sakes!

 

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[Sakeenah]

hahahaa thats good one i'm kind of new to this site but i see myself coming back for more with all this nice and funy nomads who can blame me right

 

hey walaalkiis if i get into trouble i'm gonna sue heheyou

since you put the idea to my head

salaam

 

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