The donkey

[Medley of extemporanea]

Attention: this has nothing to do with asylum seeks looking for free meals.

 

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously

for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

 

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all

his

neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began

to shovel dirt into the well.

 

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the

farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every

shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would

shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to

shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step

up.

 

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

 

The Moral:

 

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to

getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our

troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not

stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

 

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

 

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

 

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OK, that's enough of that Bullshit. The donkey later came back, caught the

farmer out in the field and kicked the hell out of him. Then he went over to

each of his neighbors farms and kicked the hell out of them too for helping.

 

The REAL Moral:

 

When you try to cover your arss, it always comes back to get you.