10 really bad pick up lines

[sweet_gal]

1> "heres 20p ring ur mum and tell her u wont b going home 2nite"

 

 

2> "get ur coat u just pulled"

 

 

3> "ur dads a theif bcoz he stole a star from da sky and put it in ur eyes"

 

 

4> "did it hurt?... when u fell from heaven"

 

 

5> "heaven must b missing an angel"

 

 

6> " is ur name angel?... im so sorry its just coz u look like one"

 

 

7> "ive lost my number can i have urs?"

 

 

8> "ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"

 

 

9> "im lost which way 2 ur house?"

 

 

10> "ur lips look like they taste good, may i try them?"

 

 

11> "ur a thief coz u stole my heart"

 

 

12> "ur dad is he a taffic warrden? did he give u a ticket? he must have coz u have fine written all ova u"

 

 

13> omg dreams do cum true, u was in my dream and we were 2gether"

[OG Moti]

Bad somali pick up lines

 

Men lines

1. Nayaaa hadaan kudhaho, maxanaaqeysaa?

2. ma somali baa tahay, << he knows she is somali just to start a hunting conversation

3. moxamed ma walaalo aa tihiin

4. walaal su aal makuweydiin karaa..meeshan waan kuwareeray

5. gaarigeygii BMW aa meel xagaaa iiga qaraabay, ciil baa ihaya sideen hada gurigii kutagayaa

 

Women lines

1. aboobe kabahaaga waan kahelay intee kaso gadatay? walaalkey aan hadiyo uraadinayaa

2. aboowe gabar oo iga gaaban oo madow oo ila socotay ma aragtay, dirac walan bey qabtay

 

3. waryaa kaalay inta maxaa kasoo doontay, ooops ala aboowe raali ahow qof baan kugu qaldamay..

 

4. waryaa maxaad iga fiirin, ma itaqanaa.. "and then she smiles"

 

5. aboowe ninkaas aan iska reebi la ahay .. ma kula hadli karaaa xoogaa si uu iga haro..

 

 

those are real pick up line amazingly sometimes it works ... looool peace

[Iffah]

OgMoti...Hehehe..

moxamed ma walaalo aa tihiin

This line is so played out now!

 

waryaa maxaad iga fiirin, ma itaqanaa.. "and then she smiles"

...had me rofl.

[Mizz-HurriCane]

OG LooL

 

Ma soomali baad tahy.. I HATE THAT LINE .. so true..

 

I get sick of this onez every time..

-Walaalo ma hibaaq ba lagu dhahaa. (Oh no you did noT then I just turn round N walk without a reply)

 

-xaliimo maad istaqaniin... ( am like who the hell is that)

 

-what time is it? ( this line should be dead by now..)

 

-Do you know where I can find aso...(some brothers will say just about anything just 2 get next 2 you)

 

I fine this one funny happend 2 me the other day..

 

Do you have a pen.. (N then you give them one) then they say whats ya phone number.. ( I must say that got me laughing hard all day silly huh. I just never saw it coming.)

 

Anywayz

Fi AmaN ALLAH

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[Mizz-HurriCane]

The Clown thatz another lame a$$ line I don´t know if I would smack you or just simply shot you Nah realy I would not know.. ..

 

Anywayz if a brother sayz salaam calykum 2 me if am walking I say *****ykum al salaam wr wb and keep on walking (never do I stop walking) and if am standing I say the same and then start walking that is if am not feelin him but if am feelin him well thatz just another case

 

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