Training Courses Now Available For Men

[Mad Scientist]

1 Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

 

2 Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

 

3 Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

 

4 Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

 

5 Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!

 

6 Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

 

7 Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back

 

8 Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

 

9 Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

 

10 Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

 

11 Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

 

12 Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

 

13 Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

 

14 Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store

 

15 Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts

 

16 Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves

 

17 Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18 Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

 

19 Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's

 

20 Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category

 

21 Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

 

22 "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

 

23 Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.

 

24 Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

 

25 "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

 

26 The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

 

27 Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

 

28 Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

 

29 Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

 

 

..............Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "you know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of ****** to forget to eat.

[Reality Check]

**clap clap**

 

That was funny!