BonaFied_CriTic Posted February 23, 2006 Castro is like J. E. Hoover - Dig dirt on him and you are finished - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted February 23, 2006 Castro, everyone knows am as innocent as a new born baby...as pure as the driven snow...as unreacheable as antarctica ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted February 23, 2006 ^ That's not what the little birdie told me. Now, if I could only corroborate what she said. Originally posted by BonefieD_CriTic: Castro is like J. E. Hoover - Dig dirt on him and you are finished - You must have a guardian angel on this site who comes to your rescue whenever you "speak" your mind and you're chided about it. Lucky you, I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. Jibis: KFC is much better..... By the way, It is also reported that there was this somali blonde who keeps calling every Wannabe and gets them going.She has interviewed around 9 guys and I got their list.I would love to meet and see her CV before I ask the services of Rumours central to take charge ..amn't working for Rumours though BUT before being exposed.. ..Her name for the time being starts with the word H..X(Somali) Stay tuned..Lazieeeee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted February 23, 2006 Castro, there is a huge scandal that involves Amelia and anoter prominent face of SOL that is currently in the early phase , and this would be one of the debut rumor scandal's airing on our new PrimeTalk gig we are working on, and our reporterss are doing the final touches, and Rumor promises to bring the scoop.(stay tuned) You would be happy to know Castro that Amelia pulled the biased card on Rumor recently, but I would let her explain herself, she might want to set the record straight with Rumor Readers. On to Flip, you would be happy to know that here @ Rumor Central, we are an equal opportunity Employer. You know by now Soma Soccer Inc has recently joined our staff as the first male reporter at Rumor central, and he will bring the news from a man's perspective and we would love nothing more than for you to join here at Rumor Central, you show potential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 25, 2006 BREAKING RUMOUR BREAKING RUMOUR Rumour has it that Soma_Inc was found in Ann Summers trying on the latest lingerie line. The tip-off told us that it was a black with a slight mesh. We shall keep you posted! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted February 25, 2006 ^^I thought you mentioned "The thongs"..Black and sleeky straps there is!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 25, 2006 Soma_Inc has now gone into hiding and the fashion police are on the look out for him. He has violated The Shopping Area Act. This law forbids males from going into the female "shopping area". The fashion police are now questioning several witnesses and ask the public to come out with any information, they stress that "any information is useful, no matter the size". Now onto some other news, Northener has fled several months ago to the United Arab Emirates. The reason behind this was uknown to the public, but apparently he was seen drunk and naked running down London's Oxford Street. Shoppers were amazed and immediately rang the police, he was charged and was due to appear in court for "disturbing the peace". Jimca Lee was found wearing a superwoman outfit climbing Seattle's Space Needle. The reason behnd this was unkown until recently. But apparently she is making a statement to Mr.Bush in the name of her organisation, freaks 4 justice. The organisation was originally set up by Socod_Badne but he decided to retire and left the door open for JL to continue his work. This organisation strives to get justice for all freaks of nature who have been treated unfairly by the system. A live interview is scheduled to meet Jimca Lee in the coming few days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted February 25, 2006 ^^i categorically deny being drunk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted February 25, 2006 ^^^Some Corroboration...You stay in The UAE..so the story may be 97% true..kwani ulikuwa drank.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 26, 2006 ^^i categorically deny being drunk! but you admit to be being naked? The public want ot know!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted February 27, 2006 @Freaks for justice: considered yourself so disowned. B.T.W Whatever laugh I may have had at my own expense was to mask the pain I was feeling. ( ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted July 20, 2008 lol@myself, rageedii aan ahay. This is by far my favourite thread. PS: After all this time, I still chuckle at Baashi's Clip PS:stoic, surely you approve of this thread? Castro hasn't changed at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted July 20, 2008 LOL Lazy,funny thread.Will have to catch up on the SOL goss,thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted July 21, 2008 Dalaq kulahaa asoo gacanta labada lugood dhexdoda ku heysto sidii mikaal jaksoon..AAAAAAAAA.....!!!!!!!! Layzie newka runta ka sheegnooh maraxyahee xijaabka qaan jeerta leh wadato..bajaqdaas oo dhuuniga aheed Adiga lee ma aheenoo..imaan zuruk yahee..xalwada inta ee ka qaboobeyso xitaa waa sugi weysay...meesha kali lagaa fiirinaayena waxee aheed dhuuntaada sida ee wax u dhunjineeso...acuudu bilaah..Kaalay sanbuuska xitaa in aad u xanaaqsan tahay camal aa u cuntay ka waran.....Balaayo maqaayad danbe ku geesay.... Wara Nuune adiga kashifaata naga daa nooh....but is all gooooooooodh I will finish the story... Anoo jiinis isku joog qabo oo jidka jeesteenaayo aa jiijo,jamiilo,jamaad iyo jabco jeegada jug! iga siiyeen...markaan soo jeestay oo jaanta jambalkeygana joojiye , jiijo aa shafkeeda igu salaantay " bash" lamo juunu kuus anoo sanka iigu jiraan aa jimco jeebkeyga jajab ka raadsatay..jamiilo aa soo booday iyadoo kuuntada kuuseesay ee dhahday aboo jirkaan ka waran intaan usoo jeesanaaye aa jamaad "jug" igu siisa jirkeeda bajaq bajaqa eh.... Ani intii kala batay aan dhahay jiijo, mataanayaashaas neefta ee igu dhajiyeenee jig iga dheh, jimco adna jajabkaan qaado ee jihaadka aa i jiideesid iga jooji, jamiilo aan dhahay jirkaan inama caadi ma aha laakiin kuuntadaan THONG farsameysan ee u baahan tahay calaashaan"too big" waaye nooh, jamaad aan dhahay "iisoo dhawoow dhabankaa isaar ha idhaafinee kuunto kuuseeeeeee aan ku tuuj tuujiyeeee!!!"...... Nuune halahaas markaan dhahay, 4 dharbaaxo oo mataano eh aa igu dhaceen..wax ja qaab daran bajaq dharbaaxadeedana ma jirto maxaa yeelay waa gacmo baroor nooh.........amee baabuur igu xirteen hee in aan aniga diidaayo camal.......Abaa inta kale XXX waaye mala shaqali karo nooh!!!! Wareer Badanaa!!!! loooooooooooooooooooooool you see what happens when LG and nuune make me talk and write lol.... classic stuff 4real... LG Sol qumayaal ayaa hada haleeye..meesha dhan boring ee ka dhigeen sidee wax kaste ugaga dacwoonayeen specially you know who lol.. Classic!!!! Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites