LayZie G. Posted December 22, 2006 Just had this sent to me by a Co-worker and it had me laughing out loud. 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my a*s for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady b*tches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those as*holes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I want some Kaya now. I'm going to Jamaica for the season Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted December 23, 2006 ^lol.well,happy holidays Layzie for being offwork offcourse.. Anyways,watch out those Jamaicans,they are not normal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asha aviv Posted December 23, 2006 lol,*sigh* misery best to take courses on travel agency kool man ƒuck ƒiz ----------------->> mad poeples end up changin the world never seen ╬ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
