Family Guy

[Strawberry_Xu]

I love Family Guy, I think I know most of the lines for season 1 & 2 off by heart.

 

Some of my fav quotes:

 

Peter (with a hangover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur

skeltons.)

Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

 

And

 

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

[Medley of extemporanea]

the line that had me crying with laughter was :

 

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

[Castro]

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[MR ORGILAQE]

Originally posted by Haniif:

the line that had me crying with laughter was :

 

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooool@haniif

bloody hell that was funny

[Mowgli]

LOL Xu the first quote you had is my fav of all time

 

Guy on Airplane : Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.

Stewie: What did you just say?

Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.

Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b&@%!.

 

oh and

 

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!

Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes yes yes... everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

[sigma]

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.

 

Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. stewie is too cute

[sigma]

Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?

Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?

[Nailah]

Originally posted by sigma:

Nailah please no offence :confused:

 

but "seinfeld" and "family guy" are not even in the same TOWN

No offense taken. Your right, I guess Seinfeld is way better huh

[juba]

Seinfield and Family guy aren't even in the same CONTINENT

 

Family Guy can be VULGAR at times but unfortunatley thats the NEW humor these days.

 

i just love the mother/son rivalry and Stewis is by far the star of the show.

[Nailah]

Not on the same CONTINENT! Lool, I guess i'm more old fashioned huh.

[sigma]

Nailah

[Maf Kees]

That baby makes me laugh like a motherfker.

The way he makes me cry of laughter in front of everybody, truly he is one son of a btch.

I love him.

 

STEWIE: I say mother, this hotdog has been on my plate a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.

 

STEWIE: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.

[sigma]

hey all..... great family guy and south park/ futurama link

enjoy

look up south//////park/////krew ////org

 

[sigma]

please post when u seen the " dennis radaman " one

[Modesty]

I utterly despise FAMILY GUY, that is the most unoriginal show ever! Right after the Simpsons' is finished I change the change. I especially hate AMERICAN DAD, that is so dull and did I say unfunny?