Final_Say Posted June 29, 2005 Intelligent Quotes Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not liveforever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then wewould live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why Iwould not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you'rekilled, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major kneesurgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett,University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside ofthe killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates inthe country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'mnot going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "That lowdown scoundrel deservesto be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to doit," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. "I don't feelwe did wrong in taking this great country away from them. Therewere great numbers of people who needed new land, and theIndians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, VicePresident "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush,US President "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback& sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate.We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel GeraldWellman, ROTC Instructor. "If we don't succeed, we runthe risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President "We areready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- AlGore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports comefrom overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department ofSocial Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebodyhas a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they goto bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman “If we let the loggers goin and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem withforest fires.†– George Bush wow people in this world amaze me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gelle Posted June 29, 2005 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not liveforever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then wewould live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why Iwould not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Is she for real? good god! why Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Final_Say Posted June 29, 2005 lool, you know, it does Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lol Posted June 29, 2005 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department ofSocial Services, Greenville, South Carolina U can't beat that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Gelle: Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy ^^^ Add that to the List..Hehehe..sorry to do this to you bro...That was another qoute that we could add to the list... Am sure she had a brain!!! besides do you think it comes handy sometimes only!! Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted June 30, 2005 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL and I thought my kids said strange things!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Final_Say Posted July 2, 2005 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department ofSocial Services, Greenville, South Carolina this one is the one that makes me laugh the most; gosh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
