BORING PARTY FUN

[Jacaylbaro]

This is what you do when you go to a party and find out it is completely BORING:

 

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.

 

Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.

 

When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands!

 

Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"

 

Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better!

 

Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.

 

Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be cured..."

 

Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.

 

Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too)

 

If there is music, mix up your dancing: break dance to classical, symphony conductor hand waves to techno music.

 

If you find your former dancing partner dancing with someone else, burst into tears, wailing "I thought you loved me!", and run from the room.

 

Tell a middle-aged wife, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the closet..."

 

Tell a middle aged man, "Your wife seems very happy with that boy in the closet..."

 

Whisper to the guest on your right, "What kind of lame moron actually goes to these parties, anyway?"

 

Bring Lego warships and fighter jets. Wage a war in the middle of the room. Urge other guests to get involved. If you are a historical expert, reenact the revolutionary war, the civil war, world war two, etc.

 

Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football, or baseball. Start a game... in the kitchen.

 

Karate chop everywhere and everything. Yell really, really loud. A few sudden kicks would be worthwhile as well.

 

Wear wool or feathers and sneeze all night. "The doctor says I'm not allergic to anything except sheep and birds..."

 

If someone says the word no to you, say, "How dare you turn down the prince / princess of Ugranialo!"

 

Burst into the room an hour late, sopping wet and screaming, "I've done it! I've found Atlantis!"

 

Pick out the oldest women at the party, run up to her, and exclaim, "Grandmother! it's me, Anastasia!"

 

If it is a summer party in the evening, break into a duet with another guest: "Summer nights". Persuade the host to sing "You're the one that I want" with you.

 

Come in saying, the guy outside in the lab coat is looking for (insert name of host).

[chubacka]

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o:

[QB] This is what you do when you go to a party and find out it is completely BORING:

 

 

Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"

 

hahaha couldn't read all of it but this one is funnni

[umu zakaria]

kkkkkkkkk. very funny,

[Jacaylbaro]

Yeah ,, that is the aim of those actions ,,, once you do them in a boring party then in no time you'll see everything has turned into a FUN.

 

 

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

If anyone shaqo la'aan heyso and happens to be in a wiish, do one these following things randomly.

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• Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!'

Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Steve. How's your day been?"

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

Give religious tracts to each passenger.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. [

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Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Push the wrong buttons.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Why hab is better than waxa kale:

• You never have to pay for hugs.
• Because of the caring, and the warmth. More openness, less awkwardness. People don't worry how they look when they're hugging. It's more relaxed, more loving.
• "Maybe I'm not hugging right. Oh my God. Is this hug good for you?"
• [No] "Uh-oh. I don't think she's liking this hug. Am I taking too long, not long enough? I'm not sure how much longer I can last!"
• [No] "Oh no, the hug ended prematurely. Now I feel horribly awkward. She'll never want to have hug with me again."
• [No] "I'm such a bad hugger. I'm just not big enough to hug. All those other guys in the hugging videos with their big hugging arms, and I'm stuck with these two little shrubs. And I haven't got any technique at all!"
• [No need for] "Oh god... I just can't take this anymore. If we don't hug soon I'm dumping her."
• [Not necessarily to ask] "Oh no... I've never been hugged before, but she has. What if I'm worse than her other huggers?"
• "Every time we hug I have to turn the lights out. I wanna see!"
• "Oh god! I want to hug so badly but I don't have a parka. This is such a dilemma!"
• "Hey, he cut me off in traffic. HUG YOU, *******!"
• "I've always had the fantasy to hug two girls at once."

Hugs