Thought you should know!

[checkmate]

1)During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

 

 

 

2)In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises

(touching door handles etc.)

 

 

3)An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

 

 

4)In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

 

 

5)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

 

6)Annually you will shake hands with 66 men who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

 

7)In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

 

 

 

8)At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore

from one of the guests.

 

 

 

9)Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

 

 

If you find this gross, well don't, cuz shit like this happens day in and day out.

 

Hope yall have a good day.

[xiinfaniin]

War waxaan yaa kuusoo aqriyey ?

 

UFF and UFF, i say.

[Emotionally_unstable]

Originally posted by checkmate:

1)During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

 

 

 

2)In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises

(touching door handles etc.)

 

 

3)An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

 

 

4)In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

 

 

5)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

 

6)Annually you will shake hands with 66 men who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

 

7)In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

 

 

 

8)At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore

from one of the guests.

 

 

 

9)Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

 

 

If you find this gross, well don't, cuz shit like this happens day in and day out.

 

Hope yall have a good day.

Oh man that is gross goddamn it. And the funny thing is half of me believes you, and half of me is thinking this guy is chatting sh*t.

[Alle-ubaahne]

Qodobka # 4 dood ayaan ka qabaa. Dadka chinesse-ka waxay maalin walba cunaan intaas xasharaad ah iyo baranbaro, wax ay ka jecel yihiinna majirto. Marka soo been maahan in la dhaho dadka iyagoo jiifo ayaa cayayaan 12 gaaraya afka ka gala sanadkiiba, iyadoo la ogyahay soomaaliya markaan joognay quraanjada shaaha nooga dhacda habeenkii inaan ku cabno, oo waliba dhadhanka dhanaanka laheyd!

[Jafarel.]

1)During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

I cant swim....

 

2)In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises

(touching door handles etc.)

makes no sense to me (if not rubbed on door handles)..... :confused: :confused:

 

3)An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Where do u eat at?

 

4)In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Where do u sleep??

 

5)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

Route/s taken to arrive at this are questionable. Highly likely no such survey ever took place..( in my view)

 

 

7)In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

Where do u do your laundry??

 

8)At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore

from one of the guests.

If 100 people attend an average wedding and only 1 has a cold sore...

 

9)Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

Data collection must have been easy!!!

 

Verdict:

 

Wrongful use of 'modern day' statistics.

 

If this was heading for 'jokes' section, then taken as a joke. If not, then someone must have been one good statistician!!

[Nephissa]

Akhass! Thats just nasty nasty, you didn't have to share that.

[Arawella]

LOL.

 

I am not certain about the statistics but every findings listed is highly plausible.

 

I suppose the numbers would augment or decend depending on the location and your personnage. For instance, you are more likely to be in 'indirect' contact with the male genital if you were in an institution compared to if location was badiye, Somalia. In addition, if you are more of a hugging person or not physical-touching orientated then you can be more at ease with the knowledge of minimising your intake of unwanted specimen.

[Baluug]

Originally posted by checkmate:

5)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

 

6)Annually you will shake hands with 66 men who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

That's why my hands smell like fish.....

[Tuujiye]

Chekiina............

Adi in baalasha bool baro lagaa marsho waaye qooley yahoo biijada leh... Sii u socotay waxaan maa bilawday in aa soo balaqdid..nacalaa bareesiskaada kutaalee.......

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Intel]

Originally posted by checkmate:

5)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

6)Annually you will shake hands with 66 men who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

 

 

1:6 :eek:

we (the blokes) are animals aren't we

[underdog]

I wanna know WHO conducted this research and which government grant (i.e. our taxes) paid for it.

[Section6er]

this is true. Thats why i use toilet paper or napkin to touch door handles, shoot sometimes i use my knees to open doors.

Its true when sleep bugs will clean your mouth for you if you drool, thats why peoples mouths are dry in the morning.

Also i avoid shaking hands and give dabs instead of a handshake. I was my hand regularly.

 

Also do not drink pop straight from the can use a straw of a cup. if ever see where they store them then will see a lot of mouse traps and mouse/rats do piss and shit on them

[Strawberry_Xu]

I already have a mild form of OCD by washing my hands continuously, thanks a lot for pushing me further down the road of insanity.

 

Also, I've heard that the average keyboard is dirtier than a toilet-seat.

[CHE]

I am okey with most ,except with coming into contact with penis or shaking hands with a man that just masturbated.

[Yeniceri]

lol sicko! Thanks for reminding us what a crappy world we live in.